Matchmaking VIBES

I asked my wife to list five (5) good banks in Nigeria. _She said:_ *UBA, Access bank, GTB, Husband bank, and Ecobank.* I paused… I said, “Biko, what is Husband bank doing inside this list?” She looked at me and said: “Husband bank is the most reliable bank in africa. Other banks can go on strike but Husband bank cannot try it. Husband bank is the only bank that works without app.” No login. No network. Just eye contact and soft voice. 💀😂 transaction successful!

*God Bless All Responsible Husbands In the House Amen* I

Guys, be careful out there… The streets are dangerous 😭💔
Here’s a new trick being reported: A woman targets you at a bar, offers you drinks, and even pays the bill. After that, she offers to drop you at her place.

Once you get to her gate, she invites you inside to at least have some water. But as soon as you enter, one or two of her friends come out of a room and lock the door behind you.

The three of them then take advantage of you and r**e you. Afterwards, they give you 5M for transport—as if that money could erase the trauma or restore your dignity.

Please stay alert and protect yourselves, guys 🫢