Dr Malebo

James went to a restaurant and when he reached there he told the
waiter: give me a plate of rice and chicken and give everyone inside the
same food,I don't like eating when others are not eating...
He called the waiter again: give me a bottle of coke and give others as
well,I don't like drinking alone...
Then people in restaurant started singing and praising James is the
man,,James is the man...
After having his drink he shouted waiter bring my bill and give others
theirs,I don't like paying when others are not.
lesson:Neva eat what udidnt order

If you like him, inbox him. My
dear sister, many men are
single but tired of searching
due to past disappointment's.

Only married people should complain of cheating.
Not two confused fornicators call boyfriend and girlfriend

Respect pregnant women,
because it's not easy walking
around with evidence that you
had sex.😊😊

A group of ladies arrived the church, wearing clothes that were quite
revealing. Here is what the pastor did. He took a good look at them and
made them sit. Then he said something that they might never forget
for the rest of their lives.
He looked at them straight in the eyes and said,
''Ladies,everything that God made valuable in this world is well
covered and hard to see, find or get.
1.Where do you find diamonds? Deep down in the ground, covered and
protected.
2. Where do you find pearls? Deep down at the bottom of the ocean,
covered up and protected in a beautiful shell.
3. Where do you find gold? Way down in the mine, covered with layers
of rock and to get them, you have to work hard and dig deep down to
get them.
He looked at them with serious eyes and said,''You are far more
precious than gold, diamonds and pearls, and you should be covered
too'' He added, "if you keep your treasured minerals just like gold,
diamonds and pearls deeply covered up, a reputable mining company
with the requisite machinery will fly down and conduct years of
extensive exploration.
First, they will contact your government (family), sign contracts
(wedding) and mine you professionally & legally marriage).
But if you leave your precious minerals uncovered on the surface of the
earth, you always attract a lot of illegal miners to come and mine you
illegally.
Keep your bodies deeply covered so that it will invite professional
miners to chase you.
Moral Lesson: DRESS WELL and refrain from SEXUAL IMMORALITY
God bless you

Reports from yesterday's activities in Malawi.
Engagement: 11%
Heartbreaks: 92%:O
Condom sales: 1million%X_X
Unofficial Girls known: 68%:'(
Assumption Boyfriends: 81%:&
Wives caught cheating: 44%:/
Husbands caught cheating: 79%(y)
Fast food sales: 100%:
Night Club's sales: 205%;)
Joints n cool spot's sales: 300%