Alhaji Chief

NIGERIA SHE'S HAVING TOO MUCH REGULAR GRAMMAR

Anytime somebody she's committing crime in this country, they will say The perpetrators will be brought to book.
Me, she's always wondering. 🤔 Which book?
Because this book she's appearing in every crime news.

Robbery, bring them to book.
Corruption, bring them to book.
Fraud, bring them to book.
Kidnapping, bring them to book but I have never seen one perpetrator inside the book. 😂

Is the book she's having too much space?
Because every day they are bringing new people there.

One day I want to see the book. Maybe all the perpetrators are inside doing attendance. 😂🤣

Present, sir! ✋

Perpetrator number 47?

He is not around. They have not brought him to book yet. 😂😂

Even me Alhaji Chief, sometimes I think this book she's a very dangerous place. Everybody she's committing crime, government she's taking them there but nobody she's telling us the address. Is it Amazon, Jumia or Nigerian government official book? 😂🤣

Please, if anybody she's know the location of this book, kindly tell me because I want to visit it.

I have some perpetrators I want to personally see. 😂

Today in Lecture op English, we are learning present continuous tense.
Example:

I am going.
I am eating.
I am spending.
I am broke.

Very good👌

The last one she's Nigerian present continuous tense😂🤣

Drop a Nigeria present continuous tense👇 😂

‎THINGS YOU WILL HEAR ONLY IN NIGERIA 😂
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‎There are some statements that, once a Nigerian says them, you don't need further explanation. 😂
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‎No wahala.
‎Sometimes it means no problem, other times it means problem has already started. 😂
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‎I will call you back.
‎Nigerian version of this conversation has ended. 😂
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‎I will pay you tomorrow...
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‎Tomorrow has been coming since 2017. 😭
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‎Let me manage it. The official Nigerian solution to 97% of life's problems.
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‎God will provide.
‎Usually said immediately after checking the bank account. 😂
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‎How much is your last?
‎Nigerian National Anthem of bargaining. 😂
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‎I don't have change.
‎Even when the person's pocket is making noise.
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‎Network is bad.
‎The universal explanation for everything that went wrong online.
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‎I will soon be there.
‎You have not even entered the bathroom. 😭
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‎Omo, things are hard.
‎The Nigerian economic situation report in four words.
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‎Abeg, borrow me small money and somehow the small money is ₦50,000. 😭
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‎Let me check my account.
‎The most suspenseful moment in modern Nigeria. 😂
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‎My brother, things are happening.
‎Nothing good is usually coming after this sentence.
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‎How much is it now?
‎Ah! It has increased again?
‎Nigerian shock has become a monthly subscription. 😭
‎I bought it last week for…and everybody prepares themselves for heartbreak.
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‎I know I have forgotten plenty! What is that very Nigerian statement you hear almost every day that I haven't mentioned?
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‎Drop yours in the comments. 👇😂
‎Let's see if we can make this list reach 100 Nigerian statements.
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‎Please, don't disappoint me. Nigerians, over to you! 🇳🇬😂
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I am spending is present continuous,
I am broke is also present continuous but I will pay you tomorrow is future fictional tense. 🤣🤣

Today in Lecture op English, we are learning present continuous tense.

I am going.
I am eating.
I am spending.
I am broke.

The last one she's Nigeria most popular present continuous tense. 😂🤣

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Why do Nigerians say, "I'm coming" when they are actually going?

Alhaji Chief's answer:

Because Nigerian English she's not interested in direction, she's only interested in intention. 😂

Can you complain without getting tired? If yes, congratulations, you are a certified Nigeria citizen. 😂

What is democracy?

My answer: Democracy she's when everybody has a freedom to complain especially on Facebook. Whether anybody she's listening or not she's another examination. 😂

If your salary is ₦150,000
Your rent is ₦500,000
Food is ₦100,000
Transport is ₦50,000 and your phone needs data.

Find the location of the remaining money.

Answer: It has travelled abroad po ever. 😂🤣