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🎉❤️ GOOD NEWS ALERT 🎉🎉🎉
JUBILATION ALL THE WAYYYYYYY🎉🎉

After weeks of fear, prayers, and uncertainty, reports indicate that the schoolchildren who were abducted have regained their freedom and are being reunited with their families. 🙏🏾

This is a moment of relief not just for the parents involved, but for every Nigerian who stood in solidarity with them.

While we celebrate this joyful news, let us also remember that every child deserves to learn in a safe and secure environment.

Today, our hearts are filled with gratitude. May these children heal from their ordeal, and may such incidents become a thing of the past.

💙 Join me in thanking God for their safe return and praying for lasting peace and security in our nation.

HAPPY CHILDREN’S DAY TO ALL THE EASTERN CHILDREN WEY SURVIVED THAT ERA 🤣🎉🎊

Children’s Day that year no be small thing for East! Na the only day village children go feel like small governors 🤣🤓

Na the only day one child fit chop COMPLETE egg without hearing:
“Biko, cut am give your younger ones” 😭😂🤣

Na that day mama go remove one hidden stockings from wardrobe wey don wait since Christmas 🤣🤣

Na the only day your white uniform go white reach point wey neighbours go suspect say una join Illuminati 😭😂

That Agidi jollof ehn… chai! 🤣
Na the only day person fit chop TWO wraps alone plus bone inside meat without court case from siblings 😭🤣

And if your school no carry first for match pass competition, your whole street go mourn like Super Eagles lose World Cup 🤣🏆

The funniest part be say all children suddenly become responsible citizens that day 🤣
Everybody dey shout:
“Left! Left! Left-right-left!”
Meanwhile na same children thief meat from pot yesterday 😭😂

Na the only day your parents allow you leave house by 7am and return by evening WITHOUT receiving koboko welcome package 🤣🤣

Then local government headquarters visit? Omooo 🤣
That place go look like Disneyland to us.
One sachet water and one Fanta automatically turn you to billionaire 😭😂

And the money parents give you that day ehn…
You no fit spend am finish because mama must remind you:
“Remember buy maggi and kerosene when you are coming back!” 🤣😭

By the time you return home around 6pm, you go still gather with neighbours to analyse the whole event like NTA news reporters 🤣🤣

“Did you see the school that carried trumpet?”
“Did you see that girl that fainted during march pass?”
“Did you see councillor stomach?” 😭😂🤣

Eastern childhood no easy but the memories? PRICELESS 🤣❤️

Should I continue or make I rest before your ribs break completely? 😭🤣