Kristie Fain Beauty

Running on fumes, held together by caffeine and questionable decisions… but still somehow convinced everything is going to work out. 🙏

Burnt out? Absolutely. Giving up? Not today, boo. 😘

FallVibes BurntOutButOptimistic

Spooky season is here, so naturally I’ve entered my full-time Halloween personality era. 🖤💀✨

Cute robe, lip mask and skincare on, pumpkins glowing… I have absolutely no intention of behaving normally until November. 🎃👻🦇

OctoberVibes

Okay, fall drink roll call! 🍂☕️

Which one are you reaching for first?

🍎 A: Apple C***r
🎃 B: Pumpkin Spice Latte
🍫 C: Hot Chocolate
✨ D: Other — and you HAVE to tell me what it is!

I’m curious which one is going to win, so drop your letter in the comments! 👇

OctoberVibes

Not every chapter is going to be your favorite. Some you just have to live through, learn what you can, and keep turning the pages.

Where you are right now isn’t where you’ll always be. 💖

Ah yes, that crisp, refreshing 90° fall air. 🍂
Practically sweater weather compared to 97°.

Texas said, “Fine, I’ll give you fall… but we’re gonna ease into it.” 🤣

I’ll take the tiny victory. Bring on the sunsets, pumpkins, and slightly less offensive temperatures. 🌅🎃

TexasWeather

I may look perfectly fine, but deep down I’m mentally filling a cart with $5,000 worth of Halloween decorations and telling myself they’re all “basically necessities.” 🎃👻🛒

And with Amazon Prime Days happening? This feels less like irresponsible spending and more like a financial opportunity. I mean… if it’s on sale, I’m practically saving money. Jk jk 🤣

Meanwhile, a certain tiny skeleton and ghost seem to have quietly volunteered as shopping supervisors. I fear they may be enablers. 👀

Tell me I’m not the only one with a dangerously full Halloween wishlist right now. 🎃

HalloweenObsessed FallVibes

Just a little seasonal PSA for anyone who may need the hint… she wants a boo basket. 🎃🖤👻

Consider this your official notice. What you choose to do with this information is between you and Target. 😂🛒

Share this if you’re dropping not-so-subtle hints too. 🤣🎃

SpookyCute

Today’s to-do list has officially been rescheduled for tomorrow me. 😂☕🍂

I had plans. I had ambition. And then somehow I ended up drinking coffee and enjoying the vibes instead. Tomorrow me is gonna be so annoyed. 🤣

OctoberVibes

September, you’ve been lovely… but we have plans. 🍂

Next up: spooky everything, an unreasonable amount of mashed potatoes, and then straight into Christmas magic. 🎃🥔🎄

Honestly, this is the best stretch of the entire year and I will not be accepting opposing opinions at this time.

BerMonths

Little Miss I have had ENOUGH of sweating. 😂🍂🙋🏼‍♀️

Bring me the crisp air, oversized sweaters, fuzzy socks, falling leaves, and a drink that has absolutely no business containing that much whipped cream. 🤣☕️🎃

Summer had her turn. MOVE.

PumpkinSeason