Robot Bee Polish
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Small-batch indie nail polish made in a Houston loft. Weird names, real effects, 21-free. Made by one person and a cat.
Hello, nail polish lovers! 💖 Welcome to the official page of Robot Bee Polish! We're your destination for unique, high-quality indie nail polishes that bring a burst of creativity to your fingertips. Each bottle is lovingly crafted with vibrant pigments and stunning finishes, designed to inspire your inner artist. We're proud to be cruelty-free and committed to innovation. Explore our collections
07/25/2026
Frankie the Head has evolved… Roller derby does weird things to you…
Robot Bee Polish is doing a pop-up at the South Side Roller Derby 20th Anniversary on July 25th and I am not calm about it.
Introducing the Fresh Meat Collection — small-batch nail polish inspired by the beautiful chaos that is roller derby. Debuting at the event with some exclusives you can only get in person, then the full collection hits the site after July 25.
Campbell Hall, 7601 Red Bluff Rd, Pasadena. Doors at 3pm. Games at 4. Come for the derby, stay because you need nail polish inspired by women who hit each other at speed and then help each other up.
has been doing this for 20 years and they are the last all-female roller derby league on the planet. That is not a drill. Go get tickets.
Link in bio.
07/21/2026
Lookie lookie. We've been busy. Robot Bee Polish is doing a pop-up at the South Side Roller Derby 20th Anniversary on July 25th and I am not calm about it.
Introducing the Fresh Meat Collection — small-batch nail polish inspired by the beautiful chaos that is roller derby. Debuting at the event with some exclusives you can only get in person, then the full collection hits the site after July 25.
Campbell Hall, 7601 Red Bluff Rd, Pasadena. Doors at 3pm. Games at 4. Come for the derby, stay because you need nail polish inspired by women who hit each other at speed and then help each other up.
has been doing this for 20 years and they are the last all-female roller derby league on the planet. That is not a drill. Go get tickets.
Link in bio.
🛍️ SHOP THE ROLLER DERBY MARKET:
Grab some unique finds between games at our Derby Market! Featured vendors include:
💅 Robot Bee Polish: Makes small-batch indie nail polish for people who don't do boring nails! ✨ Color-shifting thermochromics, holographic, glow-in-the-dark, UV-reactive, aurora pigments — 21-free, vegan, cruelty-free, and weird on purpose. Made in Houston by one very caffeinated human and a Bengal cat named Beaker. 🐱 At the booth, you'll find full-size polishes including exclusive colors available only at this event! 🎨 Robot Bee Polish
💎 Del Angel Creations: Handmade Artisan jewelry, necklaces, rosaries, and handcrafted diamond painting!
💆 New Beginnings Massage: Relaxation and recovery services to keep you feeling great!
🧸 Sara's One Stop Shop: Trending toys, bows, and more! 🎀
🛼 Phoenix Skate Gear: Essential derby gear and accessories! 🛠️
⚡ JULY 25TH BANKED TRACK ROLLER DERBY: Witness the Rarest Game in Sports! ⚡
Did you know that the Houston area is home to one of the most unique athletic spectacles in the world? 🌎
Did you know there are only four active banked track roller derby leagues left on the planet—and we are lucky enough to have one right here Pasadena Tx! 🏟️
This isn't just a game; it is female empowerment on wheels! 🛼✨
We are a homegrown home-team league of women and girls from all over the Houston area who have come together to form three competitive women's teams and two junior teams. It is an amazing, high-energy environment built by local FEMALE athletes right here in our own backyard. 💪❤️
📅 THE JULY 25th BANKED TRACK TRIPLE HEADER:
💥 4:00 PM: Stone Cold Stellas 💙 (Blue) vs. Road Rash Rebels ❤️ (Red)
🧒 5:00 PM (Halftime): Support our local youth FEMALE ATHLETES with the Junior Roller Derby stars: P!nk Team 💗 vs. Darkside 🖤
🔥 6:00 PM: The Road Rash Rebels ❤️ (Red) take the track a second time to challenge The Closer: Conjured Chaos 💜 (Purple)
🎉 NON-STOP ACTION & ENTERTAINMENT:
🎸 Live Rock Show: We are cranking up the volume with School of Rock Pearland, providing a live rock show during halftime and all intermissions! 🤘
🌟 The Athlete's Journey: See seasoned vets with 6–20 years on the track skating alongside new teammates who just finished a fun 12-week journey to their very first game. 👑
🪑 Create Your Own VIP Spot: We keep it authentic—bring your own folding chairs to set up your own "VIP" trackside experience and feel the wind as the pack flies by! 💨
🎟️ GET IN THE DOORS:
💰 SAVE 30%: Use coupon code SSRD at checkout!
🎖️ COMMUNITY DISCOUNTS: Reduced tickets are available for Children, Veterans, and First Responders.
🎫 TICKETS: www.southsiderollerderby.com
ℹ️ ABOUT SOUTH SIDE ROLLER DERBY
We are a roller sports club for females, run by females. 👭 With 20 years of service dedicated to empowering women and girls, our mission is to build a strong community and help our members fall in love with fitness. We achieve this through the discipline and passion found in various roller skating styles, including Banked Track Roller Derby, Dance on Skates, and Figure Skating. 🛼💖
📢 HELP US SPREAD THE WORD:
Click "GOING" or "INTERESTED" on this event page right now! 📲 Every click helps the algorithm show this rare banked track roller derby game to more of our neighbors. 📈
📍 Location: Campbell Hall (Pasadena Fairgrounds)
🕒 Doors Open: 3:00 PM | First Whistle: 4:00 PM
🎟️ Get tickets at: https://www.southsiderollerderby.com/roller-derby-games/
05/08/2026
It's getting hot in here, or is it me? (It's me, isn't it?)
Happy early Mother's Day to everyone whose body is doing whatever it wants this year. Jeepers! is thermochromic — cold goes purple, warm goes pink. You're basically the activation mechanism.
Jeepers! — Creatures of Comfort. Link in bio.
05/07/2026
New post is up.
It's about why I make nail polish when the world is a lot. Short answer: I just have manicures. Long answer: link in bio.
(Nails: Cheddar Goblin)
05/06/2026
Music to paint your nails to during an existential crisis.
The Or Else Frequency is May's playlist — 11 tracks for the specific experience of being alive right now while still having invoices to send. Stray Kids is on it. So is Dead Kennedys. It's that kind of month.
You're Soaking In It comes with a sticker. The sticker has a QR code. The QR code goes here. Nails are warm-state Robot Bee Polish.
Link in bio.
05/05/2026
The nails are green. The name is coming. July.
You're soaking in it.
The news is bad. The vibe is bad. The baseline hum of existing is, frankly, a lot right now. You're already in it up to your elbows whether you consented to that or not. Might as well make it pretty.
This is You're Soaking In It — the Polish of the Month. A thermochromic that shifts from vintage burnt orange to slate blue-gray with iridescent flakes, activated by cold. Watch what happens when you wrap your hands around an ice-cold glass.
Named for Madge — who would calmly comment on your soft hands as the world burned around her. She knew the whole time.
21-free base. Vegan. Cruelty-free. Made in Houston by one person and a cat. Available now at robotbeepolish.com — link in bio. When it's gone, it's gone.
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