Girl Math Bundles

✨ PRETTY THINGS & POSITIVE AFFIRMATIONS ✨

Join me this Sunday night at 6:25 pm CST for a feel-good night filled with pretty things, positive energy and a little financially responsible-ish self-care! 🎀🛍️

I’ll have 30 curated bundles featuring skincare, makeup, fragrance, haircare, lifestyle goodies, kids’ finds and something for the men too!

💕 Use coupon code GOODVIBES for $5 off your purchase of $30 or more!

Expect beautiful bundles, great brands, giveaways and buyers’ appreciation throughout the show. Pre-bids are always appreciated!

Because you are worthy, you are fabulous, and buying pretty things is basically self-care with a tracking number. ✨

Come hang out, bring the good vibes and tag a friend who deserves something pretty! 💗

https://www.whatnot.com/s/qqQorYqA

🚨 SUNDAY BIN FLASH SALE! 🚨

Besties, we’re switching things up this Sunday! Instead of my usual bundle auction, we’re going SHOPPING in my BIN. 🛍️💸

I’m clearing out inventory, which means FLASH SALE PRICES on beauty, skincare, makeup, haircare, fragrance, fun finds & more! 👀

✨ BUY IT NOW — no waiting for an auction!
✨ Shop the BIN throughout the show
✨ I’ll be featuring items LIVE
✨ Limited quantities — when it’s gone, it’s gone!

💰 COUPON CODE: FLASHMATH
Get $3 OFF $25+ during the show!

And because I apparently cannot have a show without causing a little chaos… 😂

☕️ The SOLD-OUT Starbucks x Snoopy cup will be going up for AUCTION! 🐶💚

Come hang out, shop some deals, use that coupon and help me make some room for all the new stuff I definitely didn’t need to buy. 🤣

🗓️ SUNDAY
🛍️ BIN FLASH SALE
💸 Code: FLASHMATH — $3 off $25+

Girl Math says if it’s on sale AND you have a coupon… basically free. 🎀💸

💗✨ K-BEAUTY TAKEOVER IS THIS SUNDAY! ✨💗

Besties, if K-Beauty has been taking over your FYP, your bathroom counter, and apparently your bank account… this show is for you. 😂💸

I’ve put together 35 K-Beauty bundles loaded with brands like Medicube, COSRX, Biodance, Torriden, Numbuzin, Arencia, Round Lab, Peach & Lily, APRILSKIN, The Crème Shop and MORE. 🇰🇷🧴✨

🔥 THE BUNDLES ARE ALREADY UP FOR PRE-BID!
And I highly recommend using it. K-Beauty is HOT right now, and some of these bundles are going to go FAST. If you see one you want, get that pre-bid in! You don’t have to wait until I run your favorite to get in on the action. 👀

🎟️ COUPON CODE: GLOWMATH
💵 $5 OFF $30+

🛍️ AND THE SHOP IS LOADED!
Not looking for K-Beauty? I’ve got you too! There are plenty of non-K-Beauty goodies up for grabs — makeup, skincare, haircare, fragrance & more. Make sure you check out the shop while you’re there! 🎀

Plus, you know I’ll have giveaways throughout the show, buyer appreciation goodies, and plenty of Girl Math justification. 😂💸

Go peek at the bundles, get those pre-bids in, check out the shop, bookmark the show and come hang with me Sunday! 💕

Because if you were going to buy skincare anyway…

technically, the glow is free. 😂✨

🍂💸 FALL MADE ME DO IT… and apparently it made me load the Whatnot shop too. 😂

Here’s a little peek at some of the bundles hitting the auction block TONIGHT + some of the goodies I just added to the BIN! 👀🛍️

We’ve got skincare, makeup, haircare, fragrance and plenty of “I absolutely did not need this but LOOK AT THE DEAL” energy. 💅

🔥 35 bundles
💸 Girl Math starting bids
🛍️ New items loaded in the shop
🎁 Giveaways throughout the show
👀 Bundles are up NOW for pre-bids!

And because Girl Math says a coupon basically makes it free…

🍁 FALLMATH = $5 OFF $25 🍁

Go bookmark the show, snoop through the shop, throw in those pre-bids and come hang out with me tonight! 🧡

Because if you were going to buy it eventually anyway… buying it on sale tonight is basically financial planning. 💁‍♀️📊

https://www.whatnot.com/s/OwS38mbM

If you haven’t bookmarked Sunday’s show yet… what are you even doing with your life? 😂💸

🍂 FALL MADE ME DO IT is happening THIS SUNDAY and the lineup is LOADED.

🛍️ 35 bundles of skincare, makeup, fragrance, haircare & more — and THEY’RE ALREADY UP FOR PRE-BIDS! 👀🔥

So technically… you don’t even have to wait until Sunday to start making questionable financial decisions. 💅

✨ Bookmark the show
💸 Scope out the bundles
🔥 Drop those pre-bids
🎟️ USE CODE: FALLMATH — $5 OFF $25!

Because if you use a coupon AND win it below retail… you basically made money. 💁‍♀️

That’s Girl Math. I don’t make the rules. 😂💕

SEE YOU SUNDAY, BESTIES! 🍂🛍️💸

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🍂 FALL MADE ME DO IT… and I brought a coupon. 💸😂

This Sunday is all about cozy season, new beauty, and questionable financial decisions that we will absolutely blame on fall. 🍁💄

✨ FACEBOOK BESTIES GET $5 OFF $25+!
Use code FALLMATH during the show!

We’ve got 35 bundles coming your way — skincare, makeup, haircare, fragrance, body care & more — PLUS giveaways all night! 🎁

🍁 FALL MADE ME DO IT
📅 Sunday, September 6
🛍️ on Whatnot

Because if you used a coupon…
you basically saved money. That’s Girl Math. 💅💸

Coupon valid on qualifying purchases during the show. While available.

https://www.whatnot.com/s/ZAF3BQdX

WhatNot packages are basically surprise boxes you bought for yourself. 😂📦💕

Did I order it? Yes.
Do I remember what’s inside? Absolutely not.
Am I still tracking it like it contains the Hope Diamond? Also yes. 💀

✨ Girl Math Rule #247: If you forgot you bought it before it arrives, it’s basically a gift. 🎁

Tag the bestie who gets surprise presents from herself on a regular basis. 😂👇

💸📊 THE END-OF-SUMMER SPENDING REPORT IS IN…

Besties, I’ve reviewed the numbers and unfortunately, I have some concerning news:

Our spending? Questionable.
Our Girl Math? FLAWLESS. 😂💅

Join us Sunday, August 30 at 6:25 PM CST for The End-of-Summer Spending Report — where EVERY bundle starts at just $20! 💸 One final summer audit packed with skincare, makeup, fragrance, haircare, fun finds, giveaways & Buyers Appreciation surprises! 🛍️✨

🧾 AUDIT FINDING: Your summer spending qualifies for a write-off. 😂
Use code WRITEOFF for $3 OFF $25+ during Sunday’s show! 💸

📊 OFFICIAL GIRL MATH ACCOUNTING POLICY:

✔️ If it was on sale, you saved money.
✔️ If you used a coupon, you made money.
✔️ If you bought multiple bundles, you diversified your portfolio.
✔️ If you won a giveaway, your cost basis went down.
✔️ If you bought skincare, it was a wellness expense. 💅

🏢 A MESSAGE FROM CORPORATE:

💼 CFO THIAGO would like to remind everyone — especially me — that “WE ARE NOT A NONPROFIT ORGANIZATION.” Please bid accordingly. 😂

📋 HR DIRECTOR ROXY will be available to handle all complaints when Thiago feels overworked or I feel harassed by the CFO’s unreasonable insistence that we actually make money. 🤣

🎨 NEW HIRE ALERT: JUAN — CREATIVE DIRECTOR — After successfully stepping in to help run last night’s show, Juan has now expanded his duties to include set design, background aesthetics and making sure Girl Math Bundles looks as expensive as our spending habits. ✨💅

His employment and promotion were approved by the CEO without consulting the CFO.

Compensation package remains under review. Thiago, please see HR with any concerns. 😂

💍 JOBY — VP OF STRATEGIC ABSENCE — Husband of the CEO and enthusiastic supporter of our continued corporate expansion, primarily because every new employee significantly reduces the likelihood that he will be asked to work a show. 😂

Joby would like to formally thank Thiago, Roxy, Juan and anyone else willing to volunteer their services.

His current goal is to remain supportive, loving and completely off the schedule. 🤣

🛡️ MOD DEPARTMENT UPDATE: Our regularly scheduled Mod Bri was a NO CALL, NO SHOW for yesterday’s shift. 👀 Her attendance record has been forwarded to HR Director Roxy for review. 😂

🏅 In her absence, TwiceTheLux stepped up, grabbed the wrench and kept operations moving. She has therefore been appointed Acting Mod & Interim Director of Chat Operations effective immediately.

Bri, please see HR upon your return. TwiceTheLux, your temporary promotion has been submitted to CFO Thiago for compensation approval. We wish you the best of luck with that. 🤣

👑 CEO SUNNY will continue making questionable inventory purchases and explaining why spending money technically saved the company money.

All complaints may be submitted to HR.
All spending complaints will be forwarded to the CFO.
The CEO reserves the right to ignore both departments. 💅😂

📅 SUNDAY, AUGUST 30
⏰ 6:25 PM CST
🛍️ Girl Math Bundles on Whatnot

Tag your financially irresponsible bestie and report for duty. We have an audit to complete. 🧾💸

ZERO REGRETS. JUST RECEIPTS.

🛍️💕 WE SHOP & WE DON’T JUDGE 💕🛍️

This Sunday, Girl Math Bundles is officially a judgment-free shopping zone. 😂

I’m switching things up this week — only 35 curated bundles will be running live, but I’m loading up the SHOP with even more goodies and bundles you can grab anytime! 👀

Expect skincare, makeup, fragrance, haircare, P.Louise mixed into some of your favorite Girl Math-style bundles, kids, men’s & plenty of “I absolutely did not need this but look how cute it is” energy. 💅

🎁 GIVEAWAYS ALL NIGHT!
💕 Designer car freshies
💕 Share giveaway
💕 Raid giveaways for our new besties
💕 Mid-show Buyers Appreciation
💕 End-of-show Buyers Appreciation

And because spending more to save more is literally Girl Math…

🚨 FACEBOOK BESTIE COUPON 🚨

Use code GIRLMATH15 for
💕 15% OFF $25+
💕 Up to $10 off!

So technically…the more you shop, the more you save.

I don’t make the rules. That’s just math. 💅😂

Come hang out, share the show & bring a friend who makes equally questionable financial decisions.

Bundles will be up for pre-bids beginning Friday!

See you Sunday Besties! 🛍️✨

🚨 TIKTOK MADE ME BUY IT… and now I’m making it YOUR problem. 😂🛍️

This Sunday, Girl Math Bundles is bringing all the viral, hyped-up, “I saw it on TikTok so obviously I needed it” beauty finds to Whatnot! 💄🧴✨

We’re talking skincare, makeup, haircare, fragrance & more — bundled up Girl Math style. 💅

🎟️ SUNDAY’S COUPON:
Use code IBLAMETIKTOK for $3 OFF $15+ because honestly…TikTok has some explaining to do. 😂

🎁 Giveaways every 15 minutes
💕 Share giveaways
🛍️ Mid-show + end-of-show Buyers Appreciation giveaways
🚨 Raid giveaway
📦 Bundles can run HEAVY — combined shipping up to 5 lbs!

📅 Sunday, August 16
⏰ 6:30 PM CT

Come hang out, laugh with us, and make some financially questionable beauty decisions.

Because if anyone asks…

WE BLAME TIKTOK. 🤷‍♀️📱💸

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