Glow Job Spray Tans

Hot Girl Summer might be clocking out, but Glow Job season is year-round, babe. Break out the oversized sweaters, leggings, iced coffee, emotional-support snacks, and questionable fall decisions—but don’t get caught slutty AND pale. Just because the clothes are getting bigger doesn’t mean the glow has to disappear. Keep the same bad decisions, the same attitude, and the same main-character energy… just make it BRONZED. Mesa + Phoenix babes, sweater weather or 110° outside, there’s always a reason to Get a Glow Job.

THIRSTY THURSDAY, BUT MAKE IT BRONZED.
If you’re headed out for Thirsty Thursday, we need to discuss the most important part of your pregame… and no, it’s not the tequila. It’s the Glow Job. Because cocktails taste better when you’re bronzed, questionable decisions photograph better with a tan, and bathroom selfies deserve proper preparation. Whether you’re hitting downtown Phoenix, grabbing drinks in Mesa, or having a “sponsored at home” kind of Thursday 🍷—start the weekend looking like you just got back from vacation without baking your skin in the Arizona sun. Drink responsibly. Make questionable decisions responsibly. Get your Glow Job professionally.

Who the hell decided spray tans have an age limit?! Because the Glamas sure as hell didn’t get the memo. Around here, there’s no age limit, no weight limit, no wrinkle limit, and absolutely no stretch-mark limit. Whether you’re 18 or 88, a size 2 or 22, smooth as butter or rocking every damn laugh line you earned—you deserve to feel like a bronzed little smoke show. And a GLAMA? Oh honey, that’s a grandma with a little extra GLAM, attitude, confidence, and zero interest in “dressing her age.” Bring the wrinkles. Bring the rolls. Bring the scars, stretch marks, cellulite, and your favorite bad influence. Glow Jobs are for EVERY body. Getting older is mandatory… becoming a GLAMA is a lifestyle, and getting pale is optional.

🤎 GOODBYE, ELKO. YOU BUILT THIS BITCH. 🤎
Well… this is it. After all the laughs, half-naked conversations, questionable oversharing, first-time spray tans, brides, pageant girls, competitors, moms, miners, besties and hundreds of beautiful bodies that trusted me with a spray gun… Glow Jobs is officially packing up and leaving Elko. When I started this, I had no idea if anyone in a little mining town would even want a custom spray tan, let alone that you guys would turn my inappropriate little business idea into something I’m genuinely proud of. You let me learn, grow, get better, be weird, make mistakes, celebrate wins and build a business where people could walk into my tent exactly as they are and never feel judged.
This town gave Glow Job Spray Tans its beginning, but more importantly, YOU gave it a reputation, a personality and a whole lot of stories I probably legally need to take to the grave. I’ll never forget The Babe Cave, my regulars, the people who took a chance on me when I was brand new, or every person who recommended “the Glow Job girl” to somebody else.
Now the spray guns are packed, the boxes are stacked, and this little dream is headed for the desert. Phoenix, Mesa, Chandler & Gilbert — I hope you’re ready, because Elko trained me well.
To every single person who supported me here: thank you. Truly. You were never just an appointment on my books. You were the reason this crazy thing worked.
Elko built her. Arizona gets the glow-up.
Goodbye, Elko. Thanks for one hell of a Glow Job.

I will be taking a little break to set all of our life up, I will open my books in beginning of October. I already have a handful scheduled when I arrive for my November brides! I start esthetician school could not be more excited and anxious!! Continue to follow my page for obnoxious barbie memes, hydration tips and much more to come!

☀️ HAPPY MONDAY, HOT STUFF. ☀️
I know, I know… Monday fu***ng sucks. You’d rather be somewhere with your ass in the sun, a drink in your hand, and absolutely ZERO people asking you for s**t. But unfortunately, being hot is expensive. So get your bronzed ass up, grab the caffeine, fix the attitude and MAKE THAT MONEY, HONEY. Bills don’t care that it’s Monday, vacations don’t pay for themselves, and neither do spray tans. The hustle doesn’t stop just because we’d rather still be in bed. Clock in. Get paid. Get the Glow Job. Repeat.
Now go be productive… or at least look hot while pretending to be.

💦 SUNDAY OVER-SHARING: GLOW JOB EDITION 💦
Apparently a spray tan appointment is 20 minutes of getting bronzed and 25 minutes of accidentally telling your spray tan artist your entire fu***ng life story. Babe, I came here to blend your undertones and somehow we’re discussing your ex, your current situationship, why your sister-in-law is blocked, what happened at girls’ night, and the family drama that started in 2007. And you know what? I LOVE IT. My tent has heard some S**T — and thankfully, what happens during a Glow Job stays during a Glow Job. So strip down, step in, and overshare away. Sometimes you don’t need therapy on a Sunday… you just need a Glow Job and somebody who doesn’t know any of the people in the story.
Come pale. Leave bronzed, moisturized, and 10 pounds lighter from unloading the tea.

SATURDAY STATE OF MIND: spray tan fresh, t!ts out, phone on Do Not Disturb, and absolutely zero responsibilities being acknowledged until Monday. There’s just something about being bronzed that makes every questionable Saturday decision feel a little more like ✨self-care✨. So get outside, touch some grass, protect that Glow Job, wear your SPF, drink your water… and partake in whatever little extracurricular activities bring you peace. Saturdays just hit different when you’re bronzed and stoned.

🔥 FRIDAY TAN TIP 🔥
A good spray tan doesn’t just disappear overnight—it has a whole little life cycle. Your color develops, hits its gorgeous bronzed peak, then gradually fades as your skin naturally sheds dead skin cells. That’s why aftercare matters just as much as the spray itself. Moisturize daily, stay hydrated, avoid aggressive exfoliation and long hot showers, and pat—don’t scrub—your skin dry. Once your tan has evenly faded, then it’s time to exfoliate the old Glow Job off and start fresh. You can’t stop your skin from renewing itself, but you CAN make that Glow Job fade prettier and last longer.

🔥 FRIDAY FAVORITES: SPRAY TAN + TATTOO EDITION 🔥
Throwing it back to one of my FAVORITE little extras from the 4th of July — spray tan tattoos! Because apparently just getting a Glow Job wasn’t enough… we had to leave a little patriotic evidence behind too. These temporary tan-line designs are created during the spray tan so when the stencil comes off, you’re left with the cutest little lighter tattoo against that fresh bronze.

And while we’re talking tattoos — protect the expensive ones too! UV exposure from tanning beds and the sun can contribute to fading and discoloration over time. So if you’ve spent hundreds (or let’s be real… THOUSANDS) collecting beautiful ink, why bake it just to get some color? A custom Glow Job gives you the bronze without intentionally using UV to get there. Your real tattoos get to POP against freshly bronzed skin, and we can even have a little fun with temporary spray-tan tattoos while we’re at it.
Protect the ink. Skip the bed. Get the Glow Job. And NO, babes — your spray tan is NOT sunscreen. SPF always.

Happy Fierce Friday from your favorite tan dealer.

🔥 THIRSTY THURSDAY: THIRST TRAP EDITION 🔥
Listen babe… if you’re gonna post the thirst trap, at least have the AUDACITY to be professionally bronzed first. Thursday is basically Friday’s slutty little sister anyway, so throw on the tiny outfit, find your good lighting, arch responsibly, and let that Glow Job do what it was hired to do. Because bad decisions come and go, exes are somebody else’s problem, but a fresh tan and a camera roll full of “DAMN, I LOOK GOOD” pictures? That’s self-care. Stay thirsty, stay bronzed, and remember: your Glow Job should always be the healthiest relationship you’re in.