Shelton's Romance

I wasn’t going to touch Pure Romance again.
Then you decided humor was a good look after firing 1000's + of women.

Sooo... Hold my tequila....

“YOOooOoo Chris & Patty—
Thanks for the space to find friends, make memories, and experience the world.
But no amount of Flirt, Dirty French, or ‘set the vibe’ marketing is going to cover the smell of desperation and regret.

How is it knowing that even a Let’s Play YouTuber like Markiplier and his Distractible crew can joke about you without naming names or products—and the comments still know it’s you?

Chris. Patty.

Thank you for the friendships, the memories, and the years many of us poured into building something we genuinely believed in.

This isn’t bold. It isn’t empowering.
It’s panic, dressed up as confidence.

I gave over a decade of work.
My clients.
My community.
My reputation.

All to overpriced, basic, and increasingly un-inclusive products—while trust was stretched, truths were bent, and the women you said you stood behind were quietly sidelined.

How does it feel knowing that women who showed up with confidence, hope, and a dream were treated as disposable?

And when International Women’s Day comes around on March 8, 2026, and the posts go up about how much you support your bank accounts... I mean... support women… remember this.

I don’t regret the time I spent building something meaningful.

I regret who I trusted with it.”