Making Up For Glossed Time

Let the purge begin.

Photo: NOH8 Campaign ADAM BOUSKA

Vaginal estrogen can save your hoo-ha. And your life.

UTIs that keep coming back. Dryness that makes s*x feel like sandpaper. Tissues thinning so much that sneezing becomes a gamble. These aren’t just signs of getting older — they’re signs your vaginal tissues are estrogen-starved. And there’s something you can do about it.

Here’s what most women don’t know:

✦ Vaginal estrogen is NOT the same as traditional HRT — it’s ultra low dose, stays localized, and is safe for many women who can’t do traditional hormone therapy.

✦ If you’re already on the patch or pills, you still may need vaginal estrogen. They do different jobs.

✦ There is no age limit to start. You can start at 80 and still get the benefits.

✦ Even if s*x isn’t a priority right now, your vaginal microbiome is. Vaginal estrogen helps prevent recurring UTIs and protects your long-term health.

✦ It’s affordable. I get mine from Alloy Health— you can check out their website and use my code GLOSSED to save. And while you’re there, check out O-mazing to amplify your pleasure.

📣Link: https://go.shopmy.us/p-64783494

Don’t say I didn’t tell you, girlfriend.😉

ASK AUNT LBD: Dating Advice for Penelope

Hey kiddos!

You know you can ask me for advice on anything! Either leave me a question here in the comments, or send me a DM.

And be sure to give me a follow on my Instagram! Loretta Belladonna Donatacci -auntie advice!

Today we’re talking about dating, how to deal with the dating apps, and how to put yourself out there.

Sending you all lots of love!
Aunt LBD💋

Update on Tony the Butcher…😜

Hey kiddos.

It was so great to catch up with you last week! Since we last chatted, a lot of you have been asking about Tony the Butcher and if there have been any developments there.

So, today, I thought I would do some makeups and catch you up.

Go out there and smack them upside the head with all of your awesome this week, will you?

If you’re looking for some of my Auntie advice, put your questions in the comments! And be sure to give me a follow on my Instagram at

I love you so much, kiddo.

XO.
Aunt LBD 💋

The one accessory you are overlooking...


Here is the link to shop my favorite eyewear brand!
https://caddis.pxf.io/glossed
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Today, I am wearing the Hooper frames with pink lenses, the Hooper progressive prescription sunglasses, the Shelby frame in boxwine with prescription progressive transition lenses, and Root Cause Analysis sunglasses in white.

Recently, in The Confidence Clubhouse, one of my style sisters did a session all about accessorizing, and how the littlest things can make a big impact.

We talked a lot about sunglasses and glasses. How a bolder frame style can make a look more eclectic and artistic, and how a simpler frame will let an outfit shine. I have to tell you, nothing gives me more pleasure than putting on an outfit and knowing that I have the PERFECT eyewear to punctuate my look (OK, that may just be me... but still.😉)

We are having a ton of fun in The Confidence Clubhouse! And the sessions with all of my guest coaches and creatives (2 per week) are included with your Loft membership!

For more information about The Confidence Clubhouse and The Loft:
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Your Italian Auntie is in…ask away!

Got a question? Need some advice? Let’s get to know each other!

Put your questions for Aunt LBD in the comments!

Let the airing of the grievances commence

54 and feral.

Hey kiddos!

It’s good to be back!

I know all of you are wanting an update about my love life—well, let me tell you, I’ve decided that perhaps I’m too much woman for one man, so I have decided to stick with roster dating for a while. I’m thinking maybe I have a few boyfriends and I should stop looking for just one to be everything for me.

Because here’s one thing I’ve learned about me over the years – I’m a whole lot! And it’s going to take a very special man to bring all the things into my life that I am wanting a man for.

So, I guess it’s time for me to find some new chippy stud boys.😂

I love you so much, kiddo. I promise I won’t be gone so long next time.

Take good care of you,
Aunt LBD 💋

Botox free. Filler free. Filter free—this is my skin at 54.


I’ve been using topical estriol on my face for 2 years (and I quit Botox at the same time) and the results had you all in my DMs. But you kept asking about everything below the chin — the crepey chest, the hands that aged faster than your face, the knees, the neck.

This is not the same as the cream you’re applying for your hot flashes—this is localized skincare to address loss of collagen and hydration as our estrogen drops in perimenopause and menopause.

If your skincare game is strong, but your skin still looks off — it’s not your products. It’s probably your estrogen.

Link: https://go.shopmy.us/p-59231322
Code: GLOSSED

Yes, Rosie definitely feels bonita