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✨ Andy Pandy
Hairdresser • Creator • Professional Oversharer
Founder: The Hair Candy Queens 👑🍭
Life • hair • chaos • adventures
📍 Port Macquarie
30/09/2026
34 YEARS OLD TODAY 🎂😂
Left: a sweet, innocent little baby.
Right: the reason that baby should’ve come with a fu***ng warning label.
LOOK AT HIM.
Not a single thought behind those eyes.
Just sitting there peacefully, completely unaware that in 34 years he’d grow up to become an overthinking, overdressed, loud mouthed hairdresser with questionable impulse control and absolutely no ability to live a normal life. 😂
Baby Andy was probably thinking:
“When I grow up I’m going to have a nice quiet life.”
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Mate.
You are in for some S**T. 😂
There will be approximately 48,000 hairstyles.
A few questionable fashion eras.
Enough plot twists to get Netflix interested.
Multiple “this is definitely a good idea” moments that were, in fact, NOT good ideas.
An alarming amount of oversharing on the internet.
Several reinventions.
A lot of hair bleach.
A lot of laughing.
A little crying.
And at some point you’ll apparently decide that thousands of strangers need regular updates on your life. 😂
Honestly, I look at this baby photo and think…
You poor innocent little bastard.
You have absolutely no fu***ng idea. 😂
But 34 years later, somehow we’re still here.
Still loud.
Still weird.
Still making questionable decisions with enormous confidence.
Still turning everything into a story.
And somehow getting hotter with age, which frankly feels unfair to everyone else. 💅😂
So happy fu***ng birthday to me.
Older? Yes.
Wiser? Occasionally.
Mature? Please don’t embarrass yourself by asking.
Mentally? Somewhere between 19 and an exhausted 73 year old woman who just wants everyone to stop touching her things.
And baby Andy…
Buckle up, champ.
The writers get absolutely fu***ng unhinged after season 20. 😂🎂❤️
DR K HAS ENTERED HER YZMA ERA 😭😂
If you know Dr K, you know she is one BUSY woman.
She arrives with places to be, things to do, and absolutely NO time for me to be taking my sweet time fitting her extensions 😂
Basically Yzma energy from the second she sits down.
“Andy, hurry up.”
“Are we nearly done?”
“MOVE.”
Meanwhile I’m just Kronk in the background trying to fit and style an entire head of extensions without getting launched into a crocodile pit 😭😂
Then came the only logical solution…
PULL THE LEVER, KRONK!!!
And off we went.
Chaotic?
Absolutely.
A little unhinged?
Obviously.
Did we get there in the end?
YES WE DID 👑😂
Extensions fitted.
Hair styled.
Yzma restored to full power.
And after surviving the entire ordeal I was left with one very important question…
WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE THAT LEVER?! 😭😂
28/09/2026
Apparently I’ve started a whole new career without being informed 😂
Just a heads up guys, someone is using MY FACE pretending to sell vapes and other illegal stuff.
I promise you, if I ever suddenly change careers, it’ll probably involve hair, glitter and questionable life decisions, not becoming Port Macquarie’s underground Walter White 😂💀
THIS ACCOUNT IS NOT ME.
I am not selling, supplying or associated with any of this stuff.
Please don’t send them money, don’t give them your details and please report the account if you come across it.
Imagine stealing my face and THIS is the business plan you choose 😭😂
Stay safe queens ❤️
28/09/2026
GOOD NEWS UPDATE 🥹❤️ 🥒
A little while ago I probably scared half of Port Macquarie because I was genuinely terrified about something going on “downstairs” 😅
And because I shared the worry, I think it’s only fair that I share the good news too.
After an ultrasound, two urologists and probably enough anxiety to age me another 10 years… I’ve been reassured that the area I was worried about is just an enlarged vein.
The ultrasound did pick up a small benign finding elsewhere, but thankfully nothing sinister, and nothing relating to the thing that had me panicking in the first place.
I also got a second opinion and was told I don’t currently need to go ahead with the cystoscopy I’d previously been worried about.
And honestly… the relief is HUGE.
Was I anxious? Absolutely.
Did I probably convince myself of every possible worst-case scenario? Also absolutely. 😂
But I’m still glad I got checked.
Because I’d rather feel awkward for 20 minutes at an appointment than ignore something because I’m embarrassed or scared of what the answer might be.
If something in your body changes and it doesn’t feel normal for YOU, speak to a doctor. Sometimes the answer is completely harmless. Sometimes something needs following up. Either way, knowing is so much better than sitting at home spiralling.
And I’m incredibly grateful for the doctors and urologists here in town who listened, investigated and helped put my mind at ease.
For now… everything is okay. ❤️
And if anything changes again, I know exactly what I’ll be doing.
Getting my ass straight back to the doctor. 😂
Look after yourselves, Queens. 👑
Apparently asking your boss to come in on a Sunday to do your hair actually pays off 😂
Because we came in and absolutely SLAYED this one.
We gently brightened those mid lengths and ends, gave her that juicy little face frame POP ✨ and finished everything off with a soft bouncy blow wave.
And with the “Annie are you okay?” Smooth Criminal transition…
EMILY… ARE YOU OKAY?! 😂
Because this hair is CRIMINAL.
A smooth criminal, you could say. 💅🏼
She managed to convince me to come in on my day off… and honestly, looking at the result, I’m glad she did 😂
Apprentice privileges are getting dangerously good around here.
Would you come into work on your day off for THIS transformation? 👀
This is why you don’t give your apprentice your number 😂
One minute you’re enjoying your Sunday…
Next minute you’re back in the salon colouring her hair like apparently this was always the plan.
Honestly, she didn’t even need to convince me that hard 😂
Day off cancelled.
Colour bowl activated.
We going live in 10 on The Hair Candy Queens | Port Macquarie Hair Salon TIKTOK PAGE 🧐🤣❤️
Apparently getting older doesn’t mean accepting that your body is just supposed to hurt. 😅
For YEARS I dealt with a sore, tight, uncomfortable body and honestly thought that was just… normal.
Plot twist: sometimes the boring little exercises are the ones that actually change everything. 😂
Dead bugs.
Pelvic thrusts.
Pelvic floor work.
Stretching.
A few minutes in the morning actually paying attention to my body instead of ignoring it.
I’m not trying to become a bodybuilder.
I’m trying to build a strong core, support my back, move better and get older without feeling like I need WD40 just to get off the floor. 😂
And maybe this is controversial, but I think we’ve been sold this idea that exercise only “counts” if you’re dripping in sweat, lifting huge weights or destroying yourself at the gym.
Sometimes progress looks like lying on your bedroom floor in your un**es doing dead bugs before breakfast. 😂
At 33, my goal has changed.
I don’t just want to LOOK good as I get older.
I want to feel comfortable in my body.
I want strength.
I want mobility.
I want to dance.
I want to bend, twist, work, travel and live without constantly feeling sore.
A few simple exercises won’t change your life overnight…
But doing them consistently might completely change how your body feels in it. ❤️
Here’s to getting older, getting stronger and actually looking after the body that has to carry us through all of it. 💪
PART 2 IS FINALLY HERE 🔥👀
So apparently me nearly setting my SISTER on fire while trying to film a hair transition was entertaining enough to pull over 120,000 views on Part 1 😂
And now everyone wants the bloody reveal…
So here she is.
My sister Dee went from absolute chaos, failed takes, dry shampoo, a lighter and both of us questioning our life choices…
TO THIS. 😮💨🔥
I did her hair.
She brought the attitude.
And somehow we actually got the transition in the end 😂
Sibling teamwork at its finest.
Was the fire idea questionable? Absolutely.
Did the hair absolutely EAT?
I’ll let you decide 👀
120K of you watched us nearly lose our arm hairs…
Now RATE THE FINAL REVEAL OUT OF 10 👇🔥
And before anyone gets creative, do not recreate the fire part at home. We already tested that bad decision for you 😂
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