The Bearded Lumberjack

We've talked about the direction we're heading with The Bearded Lumberjack

Metal 🤘
Horror 💀
Cryptids 🫈
And of course, beards 🧔‍♂️

All of these things can spark debate, conversation and even some insults... "Oh. You listen to that 'screamo' stuff. Ew."

What's something that you will defend to the end? Is Bigfoot real and Aliens visit? Indie horror over Hollywood? The lyrics are easy to understand if you just try?

The Hogman didn't make the Cryptid Collection...
But if he did, he'd definitely be wearing one.

Order went in this morning but HAS NOT been confirmed yet. So if you want to get in on a last minute shirt or two message us ASAP to get yours!

One last call for our Cryptid shirts! $40 for one or $70 for both. Don't miss out!

Pre-orders are going until Monday! Get your orders in. $40 for one or $70 for both!

Look Fly in our new t-shirts!

Pre-orders are going to go for a few more days. $40 each or get both for $70. Shoot us a message to get in on these pre-orders!

Pre-orders are still running! Get in on Bigfoot Massacre or Cryptid Hockey League - $40 each or both for $70. Message us to get yours!

We continue trying to appease the algorithm Gods. Check out our last Reel for an update on the direction we want to go. Let us know what you want to see.

Also, get in on the Cryptid 🫈 Collection!

Get those pre-orders in! These will be pre-order only. Don't miss out.