Kristyn Helgeton, RMT
Professional, client-centred massage therapy with a focus on whole-person wellness.
RMT | Pediatric & Cupping Certified | Certified Practical Herbalist | Lensen trained | Trauma Informed | End of Life Doula in Training
06/15/2026
When all else fails, adjust the lighting and create something new. đŠâđ„
05/31/2026
The story of the dandelion is an interesting one, at least if you find this sort of thing interesting! đ€
Before the mid-century suburban lawn boom, dandelions were generally valued rather than vilified. Early European settlers brought them to North America as a source of food and traditional herbal medicine. Their leaves were eaten in spring salads, their roots used in tonics, and their flowers supported pollinators after long winters. Ecologically, their deep taproots also help break up compacted soil and bring nutrients closer to the surface. Over time, shifting ideas around the âperfect lawn,â along with aggressive marketing of broadleaf herbicides, rebranded this resilient plant as an unwanted w**d and people started spraying them with toxic chemicals rather than using them in the kitchen and medicine cabinet.
Recently though, the little yellow flower is getting some attention in the lab, and the herbalists arenât mad. Early research (preclinical in vitro studies) is showing that dandelion root extract is triggering apoptosis in certain cancer cells. Apoptosis is essentially cellular su***de, where the damaged or abnormal cells basically shut themselves down and die off naturally. In the studies, certain cancer cell lines like leukemia, melanoma, and colon cancer have shown this response when exposed to concentrated extracts, while healthy cells donât seem to react the same way. Scientists think it may be linked to how the extract disrupts energy production and stress signals inside the cell. Itâs early research, but it shows some real promise. Especially if you compare that to data related to the effects of herbicides! Oh, the irony-but hey, we donât know what we donât know until we know it.
Anyways, all of this to say that my backyard dandelion patch is coming along just dandy. đđŒ
05/24/2026
Awkward, but educational! Thanks for watching. đ
05/17/2026
Apothecary update: for the first time in many moons, the herbalist has been defeated by influenza.
Current treatment plan:
âš elderflower cordial from last yearâs stores
âš homemade ginger ale strong enough to resurrect the dead
âš a dash of Irish whisky as medicine
âš aggressive napping
Fun fact: whisky was still prescribed during Prohibition and legally sold through pharmacies with a doctorâs prescription. In small amounts, alcohol acts as a vasodilator and can help you warm up, relax, manage aches and pains, and rest. The emphasis here is on a âlittleâ whisky- we are talking healing elixir; not time travel, haha.
And if youâre a non drinker, itâs still worth knowing about the elderflower cordial and ginger ale; itâs packed with quercetin, vitamin C, anti-inflammatories, soothing aromaticsâŠ.the list goes on and on here.
2026 or the old days, the best remedies still involve herbal syrups, pain relief and rest.
Stay well, Red Deer! đ
05/01/2026
Doing some research on hypnotics with my new buddy RĂșcach, or Rook in English.
The Irish pronunciation is a little sooty, which fits, since the rook is the ultimate liminal bird in Irish lore. Theyâre considered protectors of the land and guardians/ushers of the dead and are very socially complex; theyâre known for âparliamentsâ or communal grieving, and they like to hang out around what herbalists have affectionately called the âwild edgesâ âŠthe biodiverse transition places where lots of super resilient herbs grow.
I wasnât sure where the name came from at first, Rook just popped in my head and I thoughtâŠChess. CrowsâŠ.Rookie, the new guyâŠ
I went with it but after a little research, it feels far more meaningful than expected to have my new apothecary pal carry it.
So, hereâs to floofy new fur friends, to full moons, and to all the creatures of our land inspiring creative and curious pathways to learning that we didnât know we were looking for. đđââŹđ€
04/04/2026
Herbal tea is embedded into the culture and diet of Peruvian people and here in the high Andes, not a single day has passed me by without at least a few cups of herbal goodness!
Most days itâs just herbs steeped directly in a cup of hot water but Iâm in town today so it got a little fancy with an infusion blend of Coca leaf, MunĂŁ (Andean mint), Eucalyptus and Airampo.
Coca leaf amps up energy and focus, and helps manage high altitude. MunĂŁ is a wild mountain mint with refreshing, digestive, breath-supporting qualities, and in that way is another elevation ally. Eucalyptus, appreciated for its clearing and aromatic respiratory support and finally Airampo: a native Andean cactus fruit traditionally used for hydration and digestion.
Together, they create a blend that reminds me of the mountains themselves: sharp and cool with a green earthy base, and a distinct energy.
I love daily rituals and have so enjoyed connecting with the land and culture of the Andes in this way. Will miss my daily Coca and MunĂŁ dose, for sure!
03/03/2026
Iâve never really explained the name.
âBeneath our HandsââŠ
is study. is practice. is patience and passion.
is a desire to connect to the old ways.
is an essence unique to me; just as yours is unique to you.
Beneath these hands is where I find what Iâm meant to create, and how Iâve learned to share it with you: through massage, herbcraft, and even writing.
These hands feel like a strange little portal, a way for me to tune in. Sometimes it feels like there really is something beneath them. I think thatâs what I would call Spirit.
Tonight beneath these hands, roots become remedy in another batch of herbal tea, under a beautiful March moon. đ
02/08/2026
Iâm not the kind of woman who believes every day has to be a good day. Every once in a while I tune out and stay cocooned in bed with the cat- sometimes a little sad, often a little worn down, and occasionally wishing for a slightly different reality. Donât get me wrong: Iâm not a victim of life by any means. Iâm just a human, having a very human experience.
I donât think itâs negative to feel sad.
I donât think hard vibes or low vibes are bad vibes.
I donât think the darkness is dangerous.
And I know that without decay, much of what grows wouldnât exist at all.
So today (on a less-than-perfect day) Iâm throwing it back to the mushroom forest sunrays, knowing Iâll return to that lighter space again eventually, and taking it all as it comes until then. đ€đ
02/01/2026
Daily obsession: Anti-inflammatory tea! đ«
(Yes, I see the opportunity for a great play on words here but Iâm playing it cool with good spelling, hahaâŠ)
This stuff tastes lovely and is packed with functional herbs: from the classic turmeric + black pepper combo for inflammation support, to burdock root for gentle flushing and detox support.
Warm, a little spicy, and so good with a drizzle of honey, itâs built to soothe, calm, and support the body from the inside out. Nature does it best. đż
01/14/2026
They say you shouldnât talk about politics, religion, or death- which is hilarious because those are basically my favorite topics, haha. Add a soft spot for taboo conversations, and here we are! So in that spirit, todayâs post is brought to you by yet another slightly uncomfortable subject: herpes! đ
Herpes is an extremely common virus and can show up in many forms including cold sores, shingles, and other uncomfortable rashes or sores. Estimates suggest that around 60â70% of people in Canada carry HSV-1, and roughly 15% carry HSV-2; as for shingles, if youâve had chicken pox, youâre at risk.
Realistically, this is something most of us are affected by, directly or indirectly, so we should probably be talking about itâŠ
The virus itself is generally harmless, but outbreaks can be really uncomfortable. After having the unfortunate experience of shingles a few times last winter, I started experimenting with making little balms for myself, and from there, these little guys were born. I call them Hush-1 and Hush-2.
These balms are made with herbs traditionally used for viral support and skin healing (with growing clinical research to support their use) especially lemon balm and heal-all. Hush-1 is designed for oral cold sores, and Hush-2 is for more sensitive outbreaks. They are gentle, discreet, smell like fresh citrus, and theyâll work well alongside other antiviral supports.
Questions? No need to stay hush- hush. đ
DM me, Iâm a person. đđż
Click here to claim your Sponsored Listing.
Category
Contact the business
Website
Address
Red Deer, AB
Opening Hours
| Monday | 5pm - 9pm |
| Tuesday | 5pm - 9pm |
| Wednesday | 5pm - 9pm |
| Thursday | 5pm - 9pm |
