Elly Wanjala

Chakula k**a hii ukikula for 2 weeks straight lasma mashavu itokee. Utakua unacheka macho inapotelea ndani ya mafuta buana.

Kuongeza kilo rahisi lakini kutoa hapana mcheso. Either you go hard kwa gym ama ufuate jim jones.

Let me take a moment to appreciate the military. They protect us and ensure we sleep safely by sealing our borders.

Kwanza huyu ni diver, anaingia kwa maji namna hii Shark zinapotea. Na ujue swimming ya ocean sio k**a swimming pool, hapa current ni strong na pia kuna under currents zimetumwa na kina Shumileta.

God Bless our country

Vijana niliwaambia k**a unajua unataka kufuata maarifa ya online masculinity coaches,hii wanakuambia ati uwachie msichana namba akupigie,mara ati ukikuta msichana unaenda straight to the point,hakikisha wewe you are either extremely handsome,or monied. Sababu huezi expect uko na sura inakaa ndimu,alafu unawachia msichana namba akupigie. Ngumi nayo utalalia my fren! Sisi wenye hatuna hizi outliers naye lazima tujitume,sababu hatuna option! ni mauwongo k**a one sausand,kidogo umepiga yeye five hundred empty promises with questionable confidence

Kabla msichana igundue sura yako ni kokoto,ushaatwanga yeye. Lakini cha muhimu saidi ni kujikaza,sababu kukataliwa naye utakataliwa. K**a mimi mkiniona namna hii,out of the one sausand womeni have approached,ni ishirini pekee yake waliteremsa surual. Hii ingine ni mablock tu. Kwani unachesa wewe! Endeleeni kuachia wasichana namba kwa super metro wawapigie na iyo ma sura inakaa boflo,you de mumu!
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Khabusie!

Hapa inafanana na zile inside roads za Kapedo. It's a nice road for adventure with a 4x4. Bora vitu mbili zisikupate huko; Mvua na Giza.

Zile seasonal rivers zinaswell na unakwama huko. Ata the terrain vile iko huwes toka hapo, inabidi ungoje kukauke ndio utoke. It's not bad since rain is a natural occurence.

Ya pili ni giza, noma sana, unaeza kua uliamka vizuri lakini ujue bahati sio ya kila siku. Iko jamaa wanaona usiku k**a paka buana. Wanakuona na wewe huwaoni. Yaani they see you and once you see them you also see sayun.

Hapana chesa

Jamaa utapata ako 160 na anaangalia tu nje akipiga stori. Hawa wasee after every 2 seconds macho nje kwa kichaka na haguzi brakes.

Ukiona namna hii jua hii ni experience tupu

Hapa hutawai nunua sofa set but itabidi ununue viatu za chuma. Utakua k**a shaolin monk kwa nyumba, ni "kang kang kang" ukitembea.

Usipofanya hivyo utakua unalia after every minute. Kupiga edge ya tile na barefoot utakaa mpaka chini ju ya uchungu.

One problem solved but another one created. Kweli dunia duara

Mvua kidogo kidogo k**a hii ikipata compound yako ni bare land utakipitia. Ata kutembea itakua shida, ni kuslide after kuslide.

Ata k**a huwes weka cabro panda nyasi, sijui zinaitangwa asian ama komasho geass, zike zenye huk**ata ardhi k**a kanjo. Panda hizo.

Kwanza ukinunua kashamba yako ya retirement ni vizuri upande hizo nyasi. Cabro pia sio expensive k**a lami, ukiwa sawa pia ziweke.

Nduthiman tells you "we can nduthis" and you nod in agreement? Hapa ata mtawekelea the eden fruit giver bure, ata yeye najua anakua shocked about the things you do.

Safety should be your number one priority whether you're driving or being driven.

Long time ago, we used to say "the weapon fashioned against me shall not prosper". Today you're the weapon fashioned against yourself.

Drive safely arrive alive.

Tukiekewa k**a hii hapa Utawala mambo itakua msuri. Ile vumbi tumekula ata Ants zinashtuka hatujajenga Ant hills.

If Kigali did, they we can do it.

Na Vijana mkipeana mimba tafadhali go to the hospital and do what we call an Ultra sound. Ultra sound ni ile wanaekeleanga bibi kafimbo kwa tumbo namna hii,wanapiga yeye exray wanaona mtoto inakaa namna gani. It helps you know if your unborn child is healthy,or not,or if the developing problem can be handled.

Its very sad to see young parents deal with disabilities that could have been prevented. Unajua kusema ukweli ni heri kakiwa na shida ukatoe tu ile wakati kanatoshana na ngumi,mjaribu tena round two. Juu sasa kakizaliwa kakiwa na shida niivo,huezi rudi nyuma,ni upambane mpaka pale mwenyezi mungu atakufikisha. Huezi ua mtoto

Hebu tufanye hii kitu inaitw Ultra sound. Na wewe k**a kijana mwenzangu, k**a huna pesa ya ultra sound just DM me,unaimbie k**a nilikua hapo ukiskia msuri. Shenzi sana

Khabusie!