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n. A cute girl peaks over the counter and politely asks the sales representative. �I�m interested in buying a rabbit.� �Oh sure we�ve got lots of rabbits� gushed the motherly sales representative. �Do you have any specific color in mind? We�ve got some adorable white Bunnies down this isle.� The lady exclaimed. �Oh� said the cute girl with a wave of her hand, �I really don�t think my boa constrictor would care about what color it is!�
Call for backup
A police recruit was asked during the exam, 'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?' He answered, 'Call for backup.'
Caterpillars
Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?

Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!