Rest for the Wicked MassageTherapy

COME ALL YE WICKED and find me at Maryland Renaissance Festival this year, working with Her Majesty's Healers! (Let me help with your aches or day-of injuries!)

I will be one of the massage therapists at Her Majesty’s Healers this Ren Faire: Sep 19, 26; Oct 3, 10, 11, 17.

Image ID: On a black background there is a pink header and a blue footer, in the middle is an arrow shaped frame with Keith Heffner's 2025 First Place -best Spirit picture "Afternoon Danse" and the 50th anniversary logo for the Maryland Renaissance Festival. Over the top right corner of the image is pink, blue, and white Rest for the Wicked Massage Therapy logo. At the top is the text: "Come all ye wicked / to Her Majesty's Healers". At the bottom is the text: "Maryland Renaissance Festival, Crownsville, MD / Aug 29-Oct 25" and "I will be one of the massage therapists at Her Majesty’s Healers this Ren Faire! / Dates: Sep 19, 26; Oct 3, 10, 11, 17"

This graphic made by me using Canva and no AI.

COME ALL YE WICKED and find me at Maryland Renaissance Festival this year, working with Her Majesty's Healers!

I will be one of the massage therapists at Her Majesty’s Healers this Ren Faire: Aug 29; Sep 19, 26; Oct 3, 10, 11, 17.

Image ID: On a black background there is a pink header and a blue footer, in the middle is an arrow shaped frame with Keith Heffner's 2025 First Place -best Spirit picture "Afternoon Danse" and the 50th anniversary logo for the Maryland Renaissance Festival. Over the top right corner of the image is pink, blue, and white Rest for the Wicked Massage Therapy logo. At the top is the text: "Come all ye wicked / to Her Majesty's Healers". At the bottom is the text: "Maryland Renaissance Festival, Crownsville, MD / Aug 29-Oct 25" and "I will be one of the massage therapists at Her Majesty’s Healers this Ren Faire! / Dates: Aug 29; Sep 19, 26; Oct 3, 10, 11, 17"

This graphic made by me using Canva and no AI.

Calling All Ye Wicked! Join me for a Galactic Group Movement + Mobility RPG Session at this weekend's Q***r Made Pride Market!

🕑2-3pm
🏁Peabody Heights Brewery
🚀Adventures in Flying for the Galactic Postal Express!

Find me at Quiet Pride! Free 10min massages

Food, snacks, tarot, crafts and art, and more!

New Moon Special! JUNE 10-14

Email [email protected] to sign up for a Summer Subscription package, on June 10-14, and get 15% off first payment.

Seasonal plans are made for visits and can include Movement + Mobility 1:1s, or M+M add-on plans. I look forward to seeing you this summer!

Glitter Mayhem Physical Training brings grand adventure and expert bodywork to support your training as you work towards your movement + mobility goals!

While anyone who wants the straightforward simplicity of a sets-and-reps-workout can get that, I also have some other fun options to explore an adventure with your workout!

Solo RPGs follow a journaling model that has been developed in the TTRPG world. Some folx write involved stories, while others use the plot in their imaginations alone while they do their workouts.

I work extensively with clients who are chronically ill and/or have chronic pain. The goal is to get you as far as we can to your pain-free goals--not to exercise for the sake of exercising. I practice without fatphobia and focus on movement + mobility. Email [email protected] for more information or to book a consultation.

Oh look! There I am! In the mask. And the beanie--the room was so cold. Just me learning new things for you!

Updates in my training!

I now offer Manual Lymphatic Drainage! This is an excellent asset in providing so many folx care and relief. It has immediately begun a major part of my newly released Surgical-Op packages--find a complete menu on my website!

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This January, I completed my Certification in Manual Lymph Drainage (Vodder Technique) from the Academy of Lymphatic Studies.

Manual Lymphatic Drainage assists the lymphatic system’s operation, facilitating healing and resistance to illnesses. Its use is therefore beneficial to most folx, but especially folx who are having surgery, have chronic illnesses, and have inflammation (with certain cautions and contraindications dependent on the source of the inflammation). It can also be a real asset for athletes in aiding recovery and minimizing DOMS from strength-building.

We’re not stopping with Butterfly Week! 🦋
In honor of Mother’s Day, we’re donating to the Butterfly Fund all May! 💐

WANT TO SUPPORT THE CAUSE AND SOMEONE'S REST🛌 AND HEALTH (MAYBE YOUR OWN)?
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➡️Buy a gift card💳 for yourself, someone you love, or pass-it-forward for a client who can’t afford massage this May and 25% will go to the Butterfly Fund!

Image ID: A black background with the RFTW logo and the text, "We’re not stopping with Butterfly Week!
In honor of Mother’s Day, we’re donating to the Butterfly Fund all May!" Followed in the middle with the text, "Buy a gift card for yourself, someone you love, or pass-it-forward for a client who can’t afford massage this May and 25% will go to the Butterfly Fund!" At the bottom, on a yellow rectangle is the Butterfly Week logo and the text: "Support local impacted immigrant families with Butterfly".

Come All Ye Wicked!
SUPPORT A FUNDRAISER FOR IMMIGRANT FAMILIES

Buy Mom a massage or a gift card for massage!

Support local impacted immigrant families with BUTTERFLY WEEK, May 3-10, by booking a massage the week of May 3rd (Mo, Tu, We, and Fr) and 30% goes to the Butterfly Fund. Or buy a gift card at any time in May and 25% goes to the Butterfly Fund.