Coolstoryjen

Confrontation isn’t rude—gossip is. Talking to people > talking about people.
If we want to raise kind humans, we’ve gotta start acting like one. 💁🏼‍♀️🤗

If adults acted like toddlers at work. Imagine getting employee of the month just for not throwing a tantrum.

I cannot with these kids. Sorry if my mouth smacking sounds annoy you, but times that by a million and that’s how annoying it is to only get complaints after spending hours over a hot stove.

It’s great. Kids are great. You should have a lot of them.

Oh I’m sorry, did the crying baby awake you from your precious slumber my king? In all seriously, my husband was amazing at helping with night shift! My son had torticollis, colic, lip and tongue ties, acid reflux, and a belly button hernia. He cried for HOURSSSSS at night!! My husband would lay next to him in the guest bed all night and bring him to me to feed so I could get some sleep.

If you are going through it, I PROMISE, you will sleep again. It does not last forever.

The one thing that helped me the most was accepting the nights baby would be restless—not trying to force sleep and get so frustrated. I would tell myself, “ OK, sleep isn’t gonna happen that much tonight, but maybe tomorrow night will be better. This won’t last forever, it will end one day, baby will sleep through the night eventually.” Just having that positive hopeful mindset helped a lot. Now obviously I’m still human so of course I would get frustrated and upset and exhausted but I could tell the nights I remembered to do this went a lot smoother.

Anyways,to any new moms out there, you’ve got this!! 💪🏼

POV: You're unpacking your grocery store pickup. I ordered ONE BUNDLE of ripe bananas, not ONE rotten banana.

All jokes aside, I love grocery pickup—maybe we could just work on our measurements, and determining the difference between ripe and rotten?

Otherwise it’s great, it’s so awesome I don’t have to bring all four kids in to the store with me to pickup groceries.

Mother Nature’s reminder that gravity works in mysterious ways.

Also, YESSSSS I realize I’ve posted two reels back to back about flatulence. IM SORRY!!! 😩But as soon as I saw this trend I immediately thought about how us women can use this dance when we have a bubble relocate in public—consider it more of an educational video.

Let’s be honest ladies, once we’ve given birth that back door stays open—farts just be flying out.

Aw, thought we were having a moment. 😒

My youngest is two and she’s so ready to potty training, but we’ve had so many people coming in and out of the house it’s made it impossible to train her. As soon as this remodel is over we’re pulling out that little potty!

Checking to see if my husband still loves me. He DOES! He still loves me! 😅

I’m just going to do one more to make sure it’s accurate though.

It’s from Costco so we’re basically saving money though right? Costco Math.

That membership reward check is gonna be sickkkk