Coolstoryjen

Nothing prepares a mom for this moment. I blinked 😭

Algorithm, please send this to all the moms of instagram and not all the weirdos. Thank you!

Getting comfortable while breastfeeding. Just to clarify, this only happened with my first baby. If you have a newborn and a toddler then you know your days of getting comfortable while breastfeeding are over.

There are two types of people in the world, people who ti**le in the shower - and people who lie about tinkling in the shower.

Also, I feel like I should probably tell the sensitive Sally’s out there that were unfortunately born without a sense of humor that THIS IS in fact A JOKE, this didn’t actually happened in real life, it’s ok to laugh.

When you forget that you can't hide anything from your kids. Currently my life with a 19 month-old. I keep catching her with knives, scissors, and markers. Don’t ask me how she gets those. Also, this morning she pulled the butter off the table and started buttering a slice of bread she found. You can just imagine how that went. 🫠

When your toddler sees a toy she forgot existed. You never touch a toy your sibling has touched or even looked at, it’s toy code. Duh!

When you forget that kids don't listen. It goes in one ear and out the other. Unless you’re talking about snacks, then suddenly you’ve got their full attention.

Me with 1 kid VS 4 kids. To that lady I met six times and still can’t remember your name, please don’t take it personally, I can barely remember my own kids names.

*Reposting some of my videos from a year ago because I realize a lot of you may not have seen them, but also because my kids are home on summer break and recording new content is almost impossible. *

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Livin' the generator paradise life. No but seriously, Dallas weather, you need to chill out. I’m not doing this again!

POV: You're excited it's summertime until...I’ll take packing lunches over packing for trips any day.

In honor of summer travels. My neck, my back, sprained my shoulder from throwin’ a snack.

Wishing everyone safe travels and flexibility.