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Digital creator by day, comedian by night, kitchen wizard, gardener when I remember to water the plants (plant assassin 🌱😂🌿) Follow for dad jokes and edible content 🍳
Note: The information about Agave is purely informative. It does not replace the diagnosis or treatment of a doctor. Always consult a professional before use, especially in case of pregnancy, lactation, elderly people or children.
Note: The information about Acai is purely informative. It does not replace the diagnosis or treatment of a doctor. Always consult a professional before use, especially in case of pregnancy, lactation, elderly people or children.
Note: The information about Acacia (Robinia pseudoacacia) is purely nformative. It does not replace the diagnosis or treatment of a doctor. Always consult a professional before use, especially in case of pregnancy, lactation, elderly people or children.
Garlic's more than just a flavor bomb! It's packed with immune-boosting powers and heart health benefits.
02/04/2026
I NEED TO VENT!!!!!!! BECAUSE I'M PI**ED.
I JUST WENT TO GROCERY STORE TO PICK UP A FEW THINGS FOR DINNER AND I'M WAITING IN LINE AND DROP A $20 BILL.
THE LADY IN FRONT OF ME PICKED IT UP SO I THANKED HER AND HELD MY HAND OUT - SHE SAID “THE THINGS FOUND ON EARTH ARE TO BE KEPT BY THE COLLECTOR," AND WALKS AWAY.
😡I WAS LIKE OH NO YOU DON’T! I LOOKED AT THE PERSON BEHIND ME STANDING IN LINE, THEY COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER.... I'M LIKE THIS CAN'T BE REAL RIGHT NOW, LIKE SERIOUSLY?
SO I TOOK A DEEP BREATH AND I TURNED BACK TOWARDS THE LADY/THIEF/OR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL HER AND AS I APPROACHED HER I SAID, "LADY, DO I LOOK LIKE I'M IN THE MOOD?! SOOOOO, OF COURSE I LEFT EVERYTHING AND FOLLOWED HER INTO THE PARKING LOT.
SHE WAS ALMOST RUNNING AT THIS POINT TO GET AWAY FROM ME. WHEN SHE GOT TO HER CAR SHE PUT HER BAGS ON THE GROUND TRYING TO GET HER TRUNK OPEN.
I WAS BOILING AT THIS POINT! I DECIDED THAT HER “FINDERS KEEPERS" RULE JUST PRESENTED THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR A GREAT TEACHABLE MOMENT... SO... I CAUGHT UP WITH HER, GRABBED HER GROCERY BAGS AND HEADED TO MY CAR WITH HER YELLING AT ME FROM BEHIND “HEY, THOSE ARE MINE.”
AS I REMEMBERED WHAT SHE HAD SAID TO ME EARLIER “THE THINGS FOUND ON EARTH ARE TO BE KEPT BY THE COLLECTOR!" AS I’M LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY 😂😂I HOPPED IN MY CAR IGNORING HER.
I HAD A SENSE OF SATISFACTION. ANYWAY I GET HOME AND OPEN THE BAGS AND WHAT DID I FIND?
3 T - BONE STEAKS
3 POUNDS LOBSTER
2 POUNDS OF RED POTATOES
GARLIC BREAD
AND EVERYTHING TO MAKE A NICE SALAD
AND A VERY NICE BOTTLE OF WINE...🍷
I’M OVER HERE LIKE DANG THAT’S THE BEST $20 BUCKS I EVER LOST 😂😂😂
IN ALL SERIOUSNESS.... THIS IS JUST A JOKE TO SEE WHO WOULD READ THE ENTIRE POST.
IF YOU MADE IT...PLEASE COPY , PASTE, SIT BACK AND ENJOY 😂😂😂. HOPEFULLY I JUST PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE!
LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE!
A CHEERFUL HEART IS GOOD MEDICINE,
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SWEET HEALTH ALERT!
Onions are more than just a flavor boost! Packed with antioxidants and nutrients, they might just be the superfood your body needs! 🔍 From heart health to immune support, let's dive into the amazing benefits of onions!
Have you ever tried using vanilla for its medicinal properties? Some people swear by its calming effects and potential health benefits. But before you start using it as a remedy, ⚠️ please consult with your healthcare provider, especially if you're on any medications or have underlying conditions. Herbal remedies can be amazing, but safety comes first!
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Marriage tip
Every time you talk to
your wife your mind
should remember that
this conversation is
being recorded in her
head for training and
quality purposes.
Anything you say can
be referenced in the
future.
Marriage tip:
Every time you talk to
your wife your mind
should remember that
this conversation is
being recorded in her
head for training and
quality purposes.
Anything you say can
be referenced in the
future.
