PunchDrunk Botanicals

For any licensed comprehensive or micro companies headed to , be sure to stop one of our friendly neighborhood Flora flower peddlers. They are also tagged in the post, if you need to introduce yourself.

They will have samples of many of their new strains in our Perfect™ Preroll tech. The following strains are also available for sale at , for our who cannot attend MoCann.

• Tokyo Fuzz (S)
• Platinum Candy Apple (BH)
• Honeycomb Pavé (IH)
• Prosecco (S)
• Black Ice (IH)
• Jack Herer (S)
• Rainbow Zebra (H)
• Gas Face (IH)
• Gary Payton x Fish Scales (H)
• Banana Zoap (H)
• Pint Sized (H)
• College Park (S)

A reminder to MO companies, we can do the same for you. Providing our designer services and prepare rolls for any occasion: Industry-sponsored parties, retirement parties, employee appreciation events, budtender appreciation events, infused dinners, gifts to impress potential clients, give a gift to your CEO, you name it 🥀

We have 17 products to choose from, including our designer Gourmet™ rolls for everything from a .5g cone to a 6g Cali.

Inquire by email: [email protected].

—R.

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GOOD to the CRUTCH™

We do not sell w**d.
We sell a Perfect™ Gourmet Experience™.

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Heal the World™
ForeverHandmade™
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*THIS INSTAGRAM PAGE IS FOR INFORMATIONAL AND EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES IN REGARDS TO OUR PROPRIETARY HANDCRAFTED PERFECT™ PREROLL TECHNOLOGY AND THE CANNABIS INDUSTRY AT-LARGE IN MO — BE THAT IN THE FORM OF NEGATIVE REVIEWS OR POSITIVE ONES*

**No cannabis products for sale. We are a unique and innovative botanical technology company, first and foremost. We currently only offer a service to clients and patients who have legally purchased cannabis and can provide proof of legal purchase.**

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***WE ARE NOT PROMOTING RAW, but rather what we did with their Challenge Cone™. If I had another option, I would have used it***

For sh*ts ‘n’ gigs here is last year’s offering. I nvr posted any videos or pics.

She had 15 strains + 3-1g Perfect Purls™ systematically placed inside. Altogether, it was almost 6 ounces of cannabis.

It did not happen perfectly, but we didn’t care. We were still able to share a massive joint with the crowd.

Tbh, next time, I’m building the cone myself 🥀 There were a lot of issues, and honestly, hate RAW. Next time it will be my build.

—R.

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We do not sell w**d.
We sell a Perfect™ Gourmet Experience™.

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18+ w/MMMP Card; otherwise 21+

*THIS INSTAGRAM PAGE IS FOR INFORMATIONAL AND EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES IN REGARDS TO OUR PROPRIETARY HANDCRAFTED PERFECT™ PREROLL TECHNOLOGY AND THE CANNABIS INDUSTRY AT-LARGE IN MO — BE THAT IN THE FORM OF NEGATIVE REVIEWS OR POSITIVE ONES — AND THE CANNABIS DISCOVERIES AND INVENTIONS OF ALL 4 CURRENT COMPANIES: PUNCHDRUNK BOTANICALS, LLC, PURPLEPRINCE GOURMET CANNABIS, PUR•FECT JOINT: A CANNABIS ALLY COLLECTIVE, and UNICORN•BLACC: A CLEAN CULTIVATOR COLLECTIVE.*

**No cannabis products for sale. We are a unique and innovative botanical technology company, first and foremost. We currently only offer a service to clients and patients who have legally purchased cannabis and can provide proof of legal purchase.**

***It is only fair to note that the USFDA has thus far not officially recognized nor approved cannabis (or “marijuana”) products as a treatment (preventative or otherwise) or cure for any physical ailment, sickness, disease, or any preexisting or future medical conditions.***

•••ALWAYS consult your most trusted physician for the benefits and risks, if any, associated with the consumption of cannabis, in all its forms•••

•••Medical decisions should NEVER be made based on information in advertisements (cannabis-related or not) or marketing of any kind•••

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©℗ 2025 PunchDrunk Botanicals, LLC
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https://www.instagram.com/p/DIy5vhdO95T/?igsh=MWpiOWUzMnVsdnMybQ==

Exactly.

“Remember, remember.. the 5th of November.” —V

Never have those words rang more true.. than this day.

🖤🥀🖤

PunchDrunk is the “Budtender’s Brand”; that is to say we stand with and for our people in the MO legal cannabis industry, as well as our people on the “hemp” side.

It is only fitting and proper to include the inspiration for PunchDrunk and our ultimate mission of Heal(ing) the World™ through cannabis.

Jenn Lane () was my old GM at Greenlight Dispensary in Independence, MO. I came in for the last bit of the interview process, wanting nothing to do with Independence, but giving it a shot via a walkthrough during the busiest day of the month, Underground (Cannabis Market). I met Jenn and it was an instant click. And UnderGround had my heart from the start 🖤

Over a small amount of time I began to notice some severe issues plaguing Jenn’s life. And I knew I could not stand by any longer and watch it happen. So, I started playing with the idea of starting something new; with 10-year plans to change EVERYTHING, not just in MO, but across the world 🥀 PunchDrunk Botanicals, the PurplePrince™ Gourmet Cannabis, and the PunchDrunk Perfect™ were born 🖤

For now, I will keep things vague. Eventually the story will deepen and you will journey with us on that discovery as it slowly unfolds. I owe so very much to Jenn.. 🥀 She is my closest friend in the industry, and I am honored to have her support 🖤

Thank you, Jenn.. for always inspiring us 🥀 You deserve to be the first to be seen as the “Budtender’s Brand™” begins its slow march for change. It is time to inject EXCITEMENT and ENJOYMENT back into the career we once dubbed “the best job in the world” 💔

—R 🥀

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*THIS INSTAGRAM PAGE IS FOR INFORMATIONAL AND EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES IN REGARDS TO THE TECHNOLOGY SURROUNDING THE LEGAL CANNABIS AND BOTANICAL MARKETS* 🍃🌱💨

**No cannabis products for sale. We are a unique and innovative botanical technology company, first and foremost. We currently only offer a service to clients and patients who have legally purchased cannabis and can provide proof of legal purchase.**

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Take pride in what you do and you will never work a day in your life 🥀 So true for me when it comes to watching people light up when I show them what we are all about! Feels incredible!

Healing the world and bringing light and happiness into this world, that is my work; watching the world light up with something they have never experienced before.. priceless.

That.. is my currency :)

—R 🥀

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Good to the CRUTCH™

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ALWAYS remember to stay tuned for truly delectable tips, tricks, and treats that will astound, confuse, + delight your senses! 🖤🥀🖤

Heal the World™
ForeverHandmade™
ForeverNative™








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18+ w/MMMP Card; otherwise 21+

*THIS INSTAGRAM PAGE IS FOR INFORMATIONAL AND EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES IN REGARDS TO THE TECHNOLOGY SURROUNDING THE LEGAL CANNABIS AND BOTANICAL MARKETS 🍃🌱💨

**No cannabis products for sale. We are a unique and innovative botanical technology company, first and foremost. We currently offer only a service to clients and patients who have legally purchased cannabis and can provide proof of legal purchase.**

***It is only fair to note that the USFDA has thus far not officially recognized nor approved cannabis (or “marijuana”) products as a treatment (preventative or otherwise) or cure for any physical ailment, sickness, disease, or any preexisting or future medical conditions.***

•••ALWAYS consult your most trusted physician for the benefits and risks, if any, associated with the consumption of cannabis, in all its forms.

•••Medical decisions should NEVER be made based on information in advertisements or marketing of any kind.

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© 2023 PunchDrunk Botanicals, LLC

All patents pending.
All rights reserved.