The Pretty Farm

This I know for sure⬇️

Only time will tell about a certain situation.

Sometimes what you think is unlucky actually is the best Blessing you could have received. 🍀

Sometimes the biggest breakdowns became the biggest break through’s.

We can try our best and still we fail.
Over & over again.

We can everything on our power to control our life, our future, our children’s future…

And yet.. disappointment, heartbreak, & loss remind us we truly are powerless.

But then…out of those hard moments, the unmet goals, & unreached dreams we ARRIVE.

We reach the destination we didn’t even know existed.

As we look back at the path we’ve taken we realize OUR gps was broken the whole time but, God was rerouting us the whole time.

All we had to do was let Jesus take the wheel.

So God Bless the broken road that brought me to where I am today.

Where will the next 43 years take me?

I’m not sure 🤷🏻‍♀️

So get in Sis!!

Buckle up, turn up the radio, & pack the snacks because this is one epic roadtrip I’m not taking alone 😉

Birthday countdown is here with a BANG! 💥

How lucky am I that the week I turn 43 I get to celebrate Pi Day & St. Patty’s too!! 🍀

Who else LOVES their birthday?
Or is it just an only child thing 🤷🏻‍♀️?
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Thanks for bringing my bangs back 👊🏻

Bride: Can you make my makeup last 14 hours?
Me: Of course darling, it’s what I live for!❤️

✨True story: We started at 7:30 am because this beautiful bride had a 3 hour drive just to get to her bridal shoot location. 😬

When she got there it was freezing 🥶
Blowing wind & even ended with some snow flurries.

Swipe left to see how she looked at midnight 😉
✨If you’re looking for a makeup artist that can make you look natural with staying power that can hold up to whatever the weather throws at you…

I’m your girl 😉
Tell your friends 😘
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One size does not fit all! Most, but not ALL!!

I heard you loud & clear Sisters❤️
You want options 👊🏻 well I got them!
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I now have even more makeup options to fit ⬇️
•YOUR NEEDS
•YOUR SKIN TYPE
•YOUR LIFESTYLE

It’s been a journey 🤣

With a lot of time spent on YouTube ,Pinterest,TikTok,& here on the Gram🤪

There’s been a lot of trips to makeup stores,
online shops,
& even more trips back to make returns 🙄

But, when you get to have a hand in helping a brand test & launch a new foundation & it checks all the boxes and more ✅ Now that’s special!!!

😍 So if you’re a liquid foundation loving Sister… prepare to meet your perfect match!!!

I’ll be taking color match DM’s.
And YES I’m still loving my Seint creams & color matching for those too.

This is just ANOTHER amazing option for those who aren’t into creams.

What’s the worst part of faux tanning?
For me, it’s 100 % getting naked in front of someone 😱

But, if you self tan there’s a whole bunch of issues that usually go with that too🤦🏻‍♀️

Are you tired of all the mousses & messes? 🤪

Afraid you’ll look like an oompa loompa? 🍊

Want a non toxic tan option?

I got you Sister! 👊🏻

I have absolutely loved this product!
I stalked them & investigated for 6 months before I tried it😬

I’ve been self tanning with it exclusively for months now & an obsessed with how easy it is & how natural it always looks. 🥰

I’m so confident in it I world recommend in to any Bride to be!
That’s saying something 👏🏻

I’m excited that I’ve been asked by to be a special guest for their Tantastic event with co-founder & creator Tesla Welch.🙌🏻

So TOMORROW 2/8 at 2pm mst come support me virtually here on the gram 💋

We’ll be spilling the tea ☕️ on all things tanning & giving away a ton of free product & gifts!!

I’m gonna sweeten the deal & give a free tan stick away for one of my VIPS!!!

If you want an invite or you can’t watch but want more info comment TAN below ⬇️ 🏝
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And yes, that’s cat hair & cow fur on my sweatshirt & I don’t even care🤣

Easy eyeshadow tips everyone needs 📝
▫️Primer is a must!

✨This can be an actual eye primer, a concealer, or even a cream eyeshadow. This helps your shadows look like the color in the pan & gives them longevity.

▫️Pick a neutral blending base shade.

✨Even if you’re going glam or smokey by starting with a shadow that’s just 1-2 shades deeper than your actual skin tone you can create the shape you want for your eyes. This gives you an outline & a nice soft transition even if your using darker colors.

▫️Apply shimmers and glitters with finger for best color payoff.

✨This is a game changer Sis!
If you’ve never done it..DO IT!!

▫️Blend, blend, blend!

✨ Blending is what gives you that soft gradient shadow look.
Even if you’re going for drama you got a blend!! And blend UP vs OUT if you want an automatic LIFT to your eye😉
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I don’t keep secrets so…..

If you want to know what my face for each of these tips are comment below ⬇️
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Honey MooMoo had her first Cow-school lesson today.

We’ve chosen to teach her at home so she doesn’t pick up any behavioral issues or be forced to be 💉’d and indoctrinated by anti-farm socialists 🤣

In all seriousness though, Nick our vet is also a large animal trainer.

He started with Baby Sister when she was a newborn calf .

We kept him as our vet when we brought Baby Sister to our farm.
He’s worked with her & helped us with her sassy-tude🤦🏻‍♀️ she needs to do some recovery credit before she can graduate though 😉

Honey did great! Me…not so much😢
She’s on the shy side & just wanted to stay next to her Mama. I trust Nick so I listened & let him put the bridal on & walk her out of her pen.

You guys! It legit felt like watching my baby go to kindergarten & they’re looking back at you like “ aren’t you coming?, is this person safe?”

I stayed close but didn’t intervene. Nick is so gentle & loves my babies as much as I do🥰

He talked me through everything he was doing, why he was doing it, & why it’s important. He takes a gentle & patient approach.

It was like watching the Horse Whisperer “Cow Edition” ☺️

So if here’s to Honey’s first day of school & I’m so glad that I get to be the teacher for the next few weeks till Nick comes back to do a progress report.

If you need me I’ll be out back helping Honey with her homework 😘

“Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart ♥️ “ - Winnie the Pooh

Did you know it’s National !!

I’ve always felt a connection to that sweet little bear.

When my youngest child was struggling to learn to read I introduced Winnie to him. It was the first chapter book he ever read & finished.

The story is timeless & filled with life lessons. Told in a simple way that children can understand & written where they can see a little of themselves in every character.

My little HONEY 🍯 is my very most favorite thing… just like Pooh Bear

Did you know that 3rd Monday of January is considered to be the most depressing day of the year?

To make it more intense there’s a Full Moon in Capricorn today and Mercury is in retrograde.

The Universe may have you feeling out of sorts & everyone may be acting a little crazy or extra dramatic 🤪

🌚Emotions are running high.
🌚Old feelings resurfacing, ready to be expressed
🌚Self doubt showing its ugly head
🌚Miscommunication is everywhere
🌚You’re feeling an urgency for transformation…like NOW!

But it's not all bad Sis!
You are always in control
Take a break, breathe deeply, put music on,
Move your body, have a treat, hug your pet
Do some journaling
Eat high vibe foods
Take your Chill Pill
Take a bath

If you're feeling a little down right now, remember “this too shall pass”

You got this Sister😘

If you’re struggling with finding some peace ✌🏻
You need to take a chill pill sis 😘

All this 🦠& 😷s**z is on my last nerve for realz!
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I know I’m usually 🌈’s & 🦄’s but I’ve been in a mood! Blame it on 🤣

I was trying to figure out how my bitch switch got flipped on & hasn’t turned off the past few days 🤔

But then it dawned on me 💡
I forgot my chill pill!! 😬

Am I the only one that doesn’t realize something is working until I stop taking it 🤣

I’m here to tell you your family will notice the difference when you start using these magic 💊’s

They are completely natural & formulated in Utah by a holistic health practitioner.

If you’re like me & have ADHD & anxiety & sometimes loose your s**z take it in the morning.

Need to shut your brain off at night so you can sleep? Take it at bedtime.

Taking meds for all the things but need a little boost? This won’t interfere with them.

The herbs used are great for calming your adrenals( which control your fight or flight response)

So if you could use something that’s
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I promise I’ll remember to take my calm & be back to my usual self tomorrow Sis 😘

Are you into trying crazy makeup hacks? STOP & put the spoon down Sister! 🥄

Trying to use a spoon to create a crease does NOT work for every eye shape!

Plus it only gives you one style of crease & you know your girl likes options 😉

So I’ve collaborated with to bring you the viral tool that’s going to change your makeup game 🙌🏻

It’s a little risky because you might not need me anymore after you get this but I know how much this will help so many of you!!

So while supplies last you can grab one of these from the link in my bio or send a dm to get in on my free shipping 👊🏻

You can get the crease piece tool by itself for $24.99 or I have an awesome deal that includes the tool & an eyeshadow brush set for $44.98

I hope you have antibiotics because you’re gonna go viral with how amazing your eyeshadow looks 🔥