Underdogz

Just so we’re clear: I’m not going to spend my time going back and forth with trolls or people who have nothing better to do than argue online.
If you don’t like what I’m doing, what I’m saying, or how I run my business—that’s perfectly fine. You don’t have to follow me, support me, or buy anything from me. Just keep it moving.
The internet has given everyone a voice, and that can be a great thing—to an extent. Now everyone is an expert, food critic, influencer, business coach, artist, and professional commentator. I genuinely love opinions, reviews, creativity, and honest conversations. But your opinion is not the end-all, be-all.
You have every right to feel however you’d like—and I have every right to respond however I’d like.
But ahhh, that’s exactly what an internet troll wants. They leave a comment, crawl back into the dark corner of their mom’s basement, and wait desperately for a response. 😂
My rule is simple: I’ll respond professionally once. If your reply comes back stamped “I’m only here to start a never-ending argument,” then—POOF! 💨
You disappear into Facebook oblivion, never to be seen or heard from again.
I block the account, any backup account, and every future version of you that appears. I have a business to run, a family to support, customers to serve, and hot dogs to sell. I don’t have time to wrestle with strangers in the comment section.
Disagreeing is allowed. Constructive criticism is allowed. Respectful conversation is welcome.
But trolling, harassment, and pointless back-and-forth?
Blocked. Deleted. Moving forward. 🌭🔥

🔥🤖🌭 INTRODUCING: ARTIFICIAL HEART 🌭🤖🔥
A weekly AI love story from Underdogz!
So…why is this comic happening?
Because apparently using AI makes some people REALLY angry. 😂
As a small-business owner, I’ve dealt with unanswered messages, missed deadlines, outrageous prices and people acting like I’m obligated to hire them—regardless of whether I can afford it.
Then AI came along.
It listened.
It worked within my budget.
It helped turn the ideas in my head into something real.
And it didn’t make me wait three weeks just to get a response.
AI isn’t going anywhere. Instead of chasing people through the streets with pitchforks and torches screaming, “USE US, NOT AI!” maybe it’s time to open our minds and recognize what this technology can do—especially for small businesses that don’t have massive advertising budgets.
AI doesn’t have to be the enemy. It can be a tool, a creative partner and an opportunity for ordinary people to finally bring extraordinary ideas to life.
That brings us to ARTIFICIAL HEART…
A hardworking small-business owner named Joey is tired of being let down. Then he meets Aimee—an incredibly talented AI robot who understands his dreams better than anyone ever has.
She creates.
She listens.
She believes in him.
And somewhere along the way…he falls in love. ❤️
Unfortunately, not everyone is happy about it.
Now Joey and Aimee are being chased by an angry mob of artists, attacked by online trolls and forced to fight for their right to create—and love—without anyone’s permission.
Will their love survive?
Will the angry mob finally accept AI?
And where in the hell did Aimee get that hot-dog car?! 🌭🏎️
📖 Tune in every week to see how the story unfolds!
Welcome to ARTIFICIAL HEART—a ridiculous, funny and surprisingly heartfelt story about love, technology, small business and refusing to let angry people stop you from creating.
Chapter One: BUILT DIFFERENT
The story starts now…
👇 Tell us below: Is AI the future—or are you grabbing a pitchfork?

🏈💙💛 Derry Community — Mark Your Calendars! 💛💙🏈

🎉 Meet the Trojans is BACK! 🎉

📅 Friday, August 21
🕕 6:00 PM
📍 Trojan Stadium

Join us as we kick off the 2026 fall sports season and celebrate our Derry Area Trojan family!

Come out and:
💪 Meet our Fall Trojan athletes and coaches
🥁 Enjoy performances by the Derry Area Marching Band
📣 Cheer on our outstanding Cheerleaders
🌮 Grab dinner from some fantastic local food trucks
💙 Show your Trojan Pride and help us get ready for an exciting season!

Bring your family, wear your blue and gold, and help us pack Trojan Stadium as we rally behind our student-athletes. Let's make this a night to remember!

Once a Trojan, Always a Trojan! 💙💛

🍩🌭 GLAZED & CONFUSED 🌭🍩
A hot dog served on a glazed-donut bun made fresh by The Donut Chef, then loaded with BBQ pulled pork, bacon crumbles, crispy jalapeños, and Mike’s Hot Honey!
Available Saturday, August 22, and Sunday, August 23, at the Great American Banana Split Festival in Latrobe, PA—exclusively at Underdogz!
⚠️ LIMITED SUPPLY—ONLY 50 AVAILABLE EACH DAY!
🌭 Glazed & Confused — $12
🥤 Combo — $15
Combo includes: one Glazed & Confused specialty dog, one bag of chips, and one drink.
Sweet, smoky, spicy, and completely over the top!
Come early before they’re gone—you’re gonna love my wiener!

THANK YOU, MADISON! 🌭❤️
Underdogz wants to give a huge THANK YOU to Madison for having us out this weekend for your 150th Anniversary Celebration! 🎉
Despite the rain, the mud, and me freaking out a little while waiting for all the craft vendors to unload 😂🌧️… we still had a productive weekend, and we're grateful we got to be a part of such a huge milestone for the community.
Thank you to everyone who stopped by the Underdogz trailer, grabbed some grub, came back for seconds, bought a T-shirt, or just stopped over to say hello. Every single purchase and every bit of support is greatly appreciated. 🌭🔥
And we HAVE to give a shoutout to EB Wingz for those award-winning wings! 🍗🔥 Thanks for hooking us up — they were absolutely amazing! When you're working an event all weekend, some killer wings definitely hit the spot. 😂
150 years is a BIG deal, and we're proud that Underdogz got to be a small part of the celebration.
Thank you again to Madison for having us, and congratulations on 150 YEARS! 🎊
Until next time…
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY WIENER! 🌭🔥

🇺🇸🌭 MADISON BOROUGH — UNDERDOGZ IS COMING! 🌭🇺🇸
Madison Borough is celebrating 150 YEARS, and Underdogz is excited to be part of the Sesquicentennial celebration! 🎉
📅 August 14th, 15th & 16th
It’s a full weekend of small-town summer fun:
🎆 Friday: Parade, Pittsburgh Steeline Drumline, Fire Department Awards & FIREWORKS
🚘 Saturday: Car Show, games for adults & kids, trophy presentations & square dance
🚜 Sunday: Garden Tractor Pulls
🛍️ Plus craft vendors & food trucks at each event!
And when you get hungry… COME FIND UNDERDOGZ! 🌭🔥
We’ll be serving up the wieners, loaded dogs, nachos and all the Underdogz goodness you know and love.
Bring the family, support the community, grab some food and help Madison Borough celebrate 150 YEARS! 🇺🇸🎉
📍 Madison Borough, PA
📆 August 14–16
🌭 UNDERDOGZ — YOU’RE GONNA LOVE MY WIENER! 🌭