NOBS Routines

Next time you’re at Target, check the label on your toothpaste. See “Sodium Lauryl Sulfate”? That’s an industrial detergent used in dish soap.

Why are we putting floor cleaner in our mouths?! It’s time to stop trusting the big brands and start using NOBS.

Our toothpaste tablets are formulated by a dentist to be completely free of harsh detergents, artificial sweeteners, and toxic chemicals. Just the good stuff. 🌱

Grab NOBS here: https://nobsroutines.com/ or at your local Target!

OralHygiene

It sounds backward, but it’s true! Most whitening toothpastes are packed with harsh abrasives that act like liquid sandpaper.

They might scrape off some coffee stains, but they’re also destroying your enamel in the process. When your enamel wears away, the inner layer of your tooth (the dentin) is exposed, and guess what color that is? Yellow.

Stop sanding your teeth and start remineralizing them with NOBS Toothpaste Tablets.
🦷 Order directly at https://nobsroutines.com/ or find us on your next Target run! 🛒

Toothpaste

I know, it sounds crazy, but hear me out. Sugar is just the fuel. It’s the bacteria in your mouth that eats the sugar and, well, poops out the acid that causes cavities. 🦠

🤢 So, how do you stop it? You need an oral care routine that targets the bacteria without destroying your entire microbiome. NOBS Toothpaste Tablets use Xylitol to starve that bad bacteria and Nano-Hydroxyapatite to remineralize your enamel. Keep your sweet tooth, but protect your smile! 🦷✨

Grab yours at https://nobsroutines.com/ or pick them up at Target! 🎯

OralHygiene

Your traditional toothpaste is a certified chud, and it’s time for an upgrade. NOBS Toothpaste Tablets mog the competition. Instead of sugar maxing, we’re enamel farming with 5% Nano-Hydroxyapatite to lock in those minerals.

Plus, the Xylitol takes out the beta bacteria and leaves the alphas to keep your mouth healthy. Don’t let a cavity be a canon event.

Get NOBS, it’s goated with the sauce. 💯 Order directly at https://nobsroutines.com/ or find us on your next Target run! 🛒

FreshBreath

Kills 99.9% of bacteria? Yeah, including the good ones!

Conventional mouthwashes use harsh detergents like SLS and acidic alcohol that completely wreck your oral microbiome. If you want fresh breath without the BS, you need an alkaline, alcohol-free rinse like NOBS. 🌱

AlcoholFree

Is a cavity permanent? In its first stage, demineralization, you can reverse it before it ever becomes a cavity, and that’s exactly what NOBS is built to do.

Even if you brush twice a day with the best toothpaste in the world, you’re only cleaning three of the five surfaces of every tooth. The other two? That’s what floss is for.

Most sensitivity toothpaste just numbs your nerve so you stop feeling the pain, and it’s right back the moment you stop. NOBS works on the actual cause, the exposed tubes in your teeth. Give it 8 to 12 weeks.