The Alibi Esthetics

🚨 MISSING PERSON 🚨

Name: Your Razor

Last Seen: Somewhere under the bathroom sink after you discovered underarm waxing.

Witnesses report significantly smoother skin, fewer ingrown hairs, and zero interest in going back to shaving every other day.

Authorities are no longer searching.

Case closed.

Come get your alibi. Book through the link in the comments. 🤍

The Alibi Esthetics 🤍
Helping your skin lie for you.

Respectfully...

Your magnifying mirror has been a little dramatic lately.

If you've been standing inches away from the mirror inspecting every tiny hair...

You're probably the only one who noticed.

But if removing them makes you feel more confident...

That's reason enough.

We're here for confidence—not perfection.

Book your appointment through the link in the comments. 🤍

The Alibi Esthetics 🤍
Helping your skin lie for you.

📱 Text Messages

Best Friend: Girl...did you shave?
You: No.
Best Friend: Then why are your legs so smooth?

You: I have an Alibi…

☎️ ANONYMOUS TIP

Someone has been spending way too much time trying to make their eyebrows match every morning.

Authorities recommend...
Stopping.

Professional brow lamination has entered the chat.
No further questions.

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The Alibi Esthetics 🤍
Helping your skin lie for you.

Girl math says...

Five extra minutes every morning add up pretty quickly.

A brow tint gives you back those minutes while helping you feel put together before you even touch your makeup bag.

More sleep.
Less stress.
Better brows.
Everybody wins.

Book your appointment through the link in the comments. 🤍

The Alibi Esthetics 🤍
Helping your skin lie for you.

Being "high maintenance" isn't actually high maintenance.

If one appointment saves you weeks of shaving, helps prevent razor burn, and gives you more confidence every day...

That sounds pretty low maintenance to us.

Work smarter, not harder.

We'll take care of the details—you just show up. Optional numbing is available if you'd like a little extra comfort.

Ready when you are. Book through the link in the comments. 🤍

The Alibi Esthetics 🤍
Helping your skin lie for you.

⚖️ THE VERDICT

After reviewing all available evidence...

The jury unanimously agrees.

Freshly waxed brows are guilty of:
• Framing your face beautifully.
• Making makeup easier.
• Boosting confidence.
• Saving you from questionable tweezer decisions.

Sentence:
Four weeks of looking effortlessly put together.

Court is adjourned.

Book your appointment through the link in the comments. 🤍

The Alibi Esthetics 🤍
Helping your skin lie for you.

Come to Sola Salons Suite #19

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Soft launch for The Alibi Esthetics is a go! Book online through 7/18 for 15% off services.

https://book.heygoldie.com/TheAlibi

6535 Youree Dr. #301 (Sola Salons), Ste. 19
Shreveport, LA 71105

Small delay, still glowing.

New opening dates available soon.