Cruising with Kristen

Part 3 of the balcony drama next door… and now he’s apologizing about the OnlyFans because apparently that’s how the cruise got paid for. I truly did not plan to become this invested, but here I am.

When there’s another cruise ship next to you, you don’t waste the opportunity… you yell across the water, make a new friend named Crystal, and invite her to Señor Frog’s. That’s cruise networking, Kristen style.

Caught the pilot boat pulling up next to our ship. Before these huge cruise ships can dock, a local harbor pilot comes onboard to help guide the captain safely into port. Little behind-the-scenes cruise moment I was so happy I caught.

Y’all asked for part two… it’s 1:51 AM and the balcony drama has officially turned into a full series. First night on the ship is already undefeated.

I was just trying to enjoy my balcony and night one already came with unexpected entertainment. Cruises really do have a little bit of everything.

Because I’d rather collect memories than wonder what I missed. Today starts another adventure, and I’m taking you with me. Follow along for Utopia of the Seas lives, quick tips, and real cruise moments all week.

If you’ve been wanting a closer look at Utopia of the Seas, this is the week to hang out with me. I’ll be going LIVE throughout the cruise with quick views, little deep dives, food spots, ship moments, and whatever I find along the way. Keep checking back on my page because cruise week starts now.

Every time someone asks if I’ll ever stop cruising… the answer is still NO. Some people collect shoes. I collect sea days, sunsets, and memories at sea.

I’m heading back on Utopia of the Seas, and I want to ask the crew/staff the questions real cruisers actually want answered.

Drop your questions in the comments and I’ll try to include them while I’m onboard this week. Crew life, ship tips, behind-the-scenes, favorite spots, advice for first-timers, anything you’ve always wondered.