Monster Herbal Blends

Getting closer to our Monster Machine debut! Lots of amazing prizes … one token to play! We’re coming soon!!

Monsterherbalblends.com

👀 So… we built a thing.

It gives you stuff.
You don’t know what stuff.
That’s kind of the point. 😂

THE MONSTER MACHINE IS COMING. 👹🎟️

Who wants the first turn?!

Sending out tons of free tea this month! Which teas do you wanna try?!?

🎃🫖 ALL OCTOBER LONG: FREE TEA SAMPLES! 🫖🎃

Because treats are better than tricks. 👻

For the entire month of October, EVERY physical order placed through MonsterHerbalBlends.com OR our Etsy shop will receive:

✨ 2 FREE TEA SAMPLES OF YOUR CHOICE! ✨

Yep. Every. Single. Order.

🫖 Shop our website or Etsy (links in 1st comment)
🫖 Pick ANY 2 teas you’d like to sample
🫖 Enter your two tea choices in the ORDER NOTES at checkout
🫖 We’ll tuck them into your package FREE!

No coupon code. No minimum purchase. No hoops to jump through.

Forget to leave your choices in the order notes?
😈 Then the Monster gets to choose for you! We’ll surprise you with two samples we think you should try.

It’s the perfect excuse to finally taste that blend you’ve been eyeballing… or discover a new favorite without committing to a full bag.

🎃 Valid October 1–31, 2026
📦 Website & Etsy orders
🚫 Digital orders are not eligible
🫖 Two complimentary tea samples per order

YOUR INNER MONSTER WANTS TEA. 💙

Ever read the ingredients on a tea blend? 👀🫖

Ever see “added flavor,” “natural flavors,” “flavoring” or something similar tucked into that list?

Yeah… we don’t do that.

At Monster Herbal Blends, when we say lemon, we mean there’s actual lemon in there. 🍋
When we say vanilla, there’s real vanilla bean.
When you taste cinnamon, mint, ginger, apple, mandarin, flowers or herbs… that’s because those ingredients are actually hanging out in your tea.

🌿 Real herbs
🌸 Real flowers
🍎 Real fruit
🫚 Real roots & spices
🍃 Real tea leaves

We don’t need to make tea taste like something by adding flavoring.

We just put the something in the tea. 😂

It might mean our blends look a little wild. You might find a chunk of fruit, a whole flower, a piece of cinnamon or a bit of vanilla bean in your scoop.

Good. That’s the point.

Because around here, the ingredient list isn’t fine print.

It’s the recipe. 💚

👹 Monster Herbal Blends
Your inner Monster wants tea!

🎃🫖 ALL OCTOBER LONG: FREE TEA SAMPLES! 🫖🎃

Because treats are better than tricks. 👻

For the entire month of October, EVERY physical order placed through MonsterHerbalBlends.com OR our Etsy shop will receive:

✨ 2 FREE TEA SAMPLES OF YOUR CHOICE! ✨

Yep. Every. Single. Order.

🫖 Shop our website or Etsy (links in 1st comment)
🫖 Pick ANY 2 teas you’d like to sample
🫖 Enter your two tea choices in the ORDER NOTES at checkout
🫖 We’ll tuck them into your package FREE!

No coupon code. No minimum purchase. No hoops to jump through.

Forget to leave your choices in the order notes?
😈 Then the Monster gets to choose for you! We’ll surprise you with two samples we think you should try.

It’s the perfect excuse to finally taste that blend you’ve been eyeballing… or discover a new favorite without committing to a full bag.

🎃 Valid October 1–31, 2026
📦 Website & Etsy orders
🚫 Digital orders are not eligible
🫖 Two complimentary tea samples per order

YOUR INNER MONSTER WANTS TEA. 💙

That is all!

Something new is coming! Our most effective nighttime tea yet!

Just wanted to check in on everyone! Where is everyone from? Georgia here!

👀 So… we built a thing.

It gives you stuff.
You don’t know what stuff.
That’s kind of the point. 😂

THE MONSTER MACHINE IS COMING. 👹🎟️

Who wants the first turn?!

🧴💕 I NEED 3 PRODUCT TESTERS! 💕🧴

We’ve been working on something BRAND NEW at Monster Herbal Blends, and now I need a few brave humans to put it to the test!

Each Tester Set includes:

✨ 1 FULL OZ Cloud Butter Whipped Body Butter
✨ 1 FULL OZ Sugar Body Polish
✨ Both scented with our new Sweet Orange + Amyris + Clary Sage blend

That’s 2 full ounces of product for only $8, SHIPPING INCLUDED! 📦💕

But there’s a catch… I actually want your opinion! 👀

Use them. Smell them. Scrub with them. Slather yourself in them. 😂 Then tell me what you REALLY think about the scent, texture, feel, and overall experience. Good, bad, weird, obsessed… I want honest feedback!

💗 Once you complete your feedback, I’ll send you a $5 shop credit as a thank-you for helping me test these little monsters.

🚨 ONLY 3 TESTER SETS ARE AVAILABLE!

To get one, you’ll need to purchase the Tester Set through our Etsy shop.
👉 LINK WILL BE IN THE FIRST COMMENT!

First 3 purchases get ’em! 🐷💕

Who wants to be one of my guinea pigs?! 😂